Tips Nov 3, 2026 14:14

The Stain-Covered Seventy-Seven-Year-Old Boy

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I’m the person who asked about the “Sounds Great” section last time. In one of the messages I received through the “Sounds Great” section, there was a note along the lines of, “Thank you for adding me to your favorites.” 1. When a man adds someone to his favorites, the woman is notified, right? 2. Unlike “Sounds Great,” it isn’t possible to send a message through the “Favorites” feature, right? This overlaps quite a bit with my previous question (which hasn’t been posted yet), but I’d be grateful if you could tell me whether my assumptions are correct. Members of Universe Club and PATOLO may receive advice on their profiles by entering their membership numbers. I came across the above statement. Please share your impressions—“creepy,” “smug,” “living in a fantasy world,” and so on. Even though I had those kinds of thoughts myself, at this age I took the restraints off and threw them away. I’d like to know just how creepy I come across. Since the number of posts to the “Sounds Great” section has suddenly increased, I’ve also become curious about how my profile appears to others, especially after learning that I can hear the respondents’ impressions. I suppose it looks completely different depending on the viewer’s gender… though what do I know?
👤 Asked by Guest 👨GenderMale 🎂 70 or older 👑 Universe male member
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カズ
Age: Private 👨 Male Universe member
I thought he was a typical old man living in a fantasy world and arguing with himself.
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Fuu
🏅 パパ活歴8年目突入
彼氏/既婚/他パパ/セフレOK/全力応援
Age: 50s 👨 Male Universe member
LOL, your profile is so long! As expected, you’re living in a delusional little fantasy world. What you really shouldn’t misunderstand is that these women don’t actually want to date you—they want to be “held” by Eiichi. I’m only guessing, but the reason you’re getting so many likes is probably that they see “medical professional” and assume you’re a doctor with money. It’s probably their misunderstanding, though. With a profile that flaunts your wealth, you can attract women by the dozen… Your writing is creepy enough to give people chills, but if you’re a wealthy doctor, women can put up with it. So if you’re going to remove that restriction, you’d better make plenty of offers properly. Otherwise, the women liking you will gradually drift away, and it’s obvious that your little self-satisfaction will start to fade. Remove the restriction, make some serious offers, and then come back here as an answerer and tell us how many women you actually managed to be with. Only then can you stop being creepy and truly claim to have “unlocked the restriction,” don’t you think? Right now, you’re just someone who mistakenly thinks he has a bunch of women interested in him, while secretly getting off on it and wanting to brag about it, lol. Your series of questions is entertaining, so I actually enjoy them ^_^ Paying an annual membership fee while still being an “offer virgin” is pretty fresh and amusing.
Asker Guest Nov 3, 2026 16:51
I like it because it’s entertaining.

I actually like it quite a bit. I applied to become a responder and received the code, but then I couldn’t figure out how to proceed. It was quite the ordeal, so I gave up.
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負け男
🏅 プロおぢ。ほんとはプロパパと名乗りたいけど名乗るほどの実力がない名古屋の汚っさんです。
Age: Private 👨 Male Universe member
Patolo canceled on me at the last minute, and I’m debating whether to go to a men’s esthetic salon. Please convince me to go.
Asker Guest Nov 3, 2026 16:58
I got stood up for the first time a few months ago.

We were still chatting on LINE an hour beforehand, and then she suddenly canceled just as we were both about to arrive. Even so, I was actually a little worried that something unexpected and unavoidable had happened to her.

There’s no need for a men’s esthetic salon at a flower park—and besides, there’s nothing around here but mountains.
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マックさん
🏅 日没を遅らせる唯一の方法は日没に向かって走り続けることだ
名古屋支店登録で、男性会員としての登録名もマックさんです。コラム多数書いてますのでよろしければご参照ください。20代の細身女性が好みで逆オファーには前向きです。経験無いまたは少ない方大歓迎。
Age: 60s 👨 Male Universe member
Male members can search for female members by membership number, but they can’t view male members’ profiles, so the only people who can answer this question are Katase and Maezawa. Any inactive female members can chime in too, if they feel like it. Rather than creepy, I’d call him stingy. He’s like some old guy who gets off just by watching free sample videos without paying for the premium content. Adding this after reading Maezawa’s answer: There’s no doubt this guy is either a doctor or the owner of some kind of geriatric care facility, so he’s probably accumulated plenty of money. I imagine that even if he takes a woman out for food or drinks, he’ll just go on talking about obscure figures like Jing Ke and Gao Jianli, basking in his own knowledge while she only has to nod along and say, “Mm-hmm.” He probably thinks that sounds easy and enjoyable. “Literature” is listed as one of his hobbies, and he’s apparently been writing poetry for years. Since he managed to phrase things nicely on his profile this time, he’s probably delighted, thinking women will read it and go, “How wonderful♡” I hate to rain on his parade, but women—especially women who do papa-katsu (compensated dating in Japan)—aren’t looking for that sort of thing. They’re like hyenas sniffing out the scent of money, so don’t misread the situation. If he wants to show off this kind of poetry, literary fiction, or general erudition, he should write a column and send it to Maezawa. But he needs to make sure it remains an account of his actual dates with women. I’ve written plenty of columns myself and sometimes put a lot of effort into the style, but in the end, what people actually want is either practical know-how they can apply to their own dates or self-deprecating stories about failures that make them laugh and say, “Haha.” Anyway, in a lot of ways, I’d say the questioner still hasn’t graduated from masturbation at the age of 77. How youthful of him. (That isn’t sarcasm—he should be genuinely happy about it.) Also, age spots are just unsightly, so get them lasered off already.
Asker Guest Nov 3, 2026 17:13
I’m definitely not paying for anything.

I’ve completely lost track of how to make payments on this device.

If you’re the owner, I’m sure the staff can handle it for you.

You really do sound like you’re enjoying the sound of your own voice—be careful.
Asker Guest Nov 3, 2026 17:54
You’re as perceptive as ever.

In a way, the masturbation is still going on. Physically, though, it’s rather underwhelming—or perhaps I should say disappointing due to a lack of stamina.

Since I have dementia and live in a nursing home, my biggest fear for the future is having some half-hearted masturbation exposed.

Yes, I was honestly happy.
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