I’m a male member who’s been on an unbelievable lucky streak, landing Lucky Gold and Lucky Platinum women one after another (mahjong terminology), and I couldn’t be happier.

Lucky Gold women are great, aren’t they? It feels like expecting a 2-han, 16,000-point hand from a riichi tsumo, only to have a concealed kan (mahjong terminology) become a ura-dora and turn it into a haneman. I offered the Lucky Gold woman 100,000 yen without a second thought, and she was so delighted that her eyes lit up. That made me happy too, and the date was fantastic, so I added another 20,000 yen when we parted. She was worth not just a haneman, but practically a sanbaiman. By the way, there really are some seriously messed-up people out there. https://universe-club.jp/help/questions/view/7543 Men like this end up making the treasures in our lives—our female members—feel sad. Is there really no way to get rid of them? I have to somehow get the women to accept an allowance just to make up for my ugly face and the 20- or 30-year age gap. Only then can I be on equal footing with them—if anything, I’m still far below them—and they barely agree to see me because they accept my allowance. Are they young male members who look like Shohei Ohtani and have more money than they know what to do with? That was the most infuriating question I’ve seen in a long time.