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Mar 16, 2022 22:46
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I was reading men’s reviews of their dates and saw things like the distance to a woman’s G-spot and her sensitivity. It would be incredibly cruel if that ended up on her profile…
People like this really do see women as nothing more than products, don’t they?
Men like that should have their own photos and penis lengths posted on Amazon for sale.
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LOL, I can’t help imagining an Amazon-sized penis.
A~Dまで一通りオファーの経験あり、多くても月1程度でLINEはスケジュール調整のみ、スマートに無理なく長期交際するスタイルです。
Age: 50s
👨 Male
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They wouldn’t post information without knowing whether it’s true or not.
As for the distance to the G-spot, that man is just making it up—there’s no way he could actually know.
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I can’t sleep again tonight because I keep imagining my dick being sold on Amazon.
If you searched for it, it’d be listed alongside dildos and vibrators. It’s way too funny.
I wonder what the product description would say. Color, length, texture, that kind of thing? Maybe even the packaged weight.
The buyer ratings would probably be completely split between five stars and one star.
The comments section would be a battlefield between fans and haters, too.
There’d probably even be nonsensical hate comments like, “That’s what you get with Chinese-made products.”
Actually, it’d always be listed as “low stock,” wouldn’t it? There’s only one in inventory, after all.
Oh no! If you’re interested, you’d better click “Buy Now” immediately!!
Oh, and I’d like to pay entirely with points, please.
Taro
Age: Private
👨 Male
Universe member
It won’t appear on the woman’s page.
I thought comments like this were creepy, but I also find questions creepy when they completely miss the point and everything after the second line is just fantasy.