I’m Flagmaker, a column writer.
Does papa-katsu really count as revenge?
My wife tells me, “If you cheat on me, I’ll wipe out your entire family,” though…
Take all of her boyfriend’s clothes, shoes, and other treasured belongings, slash them to pieces with a kitchen knife, smash them with a hammer, then break every fluorescent light in the house and scatter the shards across the floor.
When her boyfriend comes home and is stunned by the scene, hit him in the head with a barbed-wire-wrapped baseball bat. Once he’s unconscious, body-slam him onto the scattered fluorescent-light shards. Then, when he can no longer move, set fire to the oil in your mouth, spray it at him, and burn him with a big fire (flamethrower).
Even if you can’t wipe out his entire family, at least do this much.
If you don’t know what that final flamethrower move is, search for “Mr. Pogo Big Fire.” You’ll probably find footage of Onita or Matsunaga being set on fire.
I’m Dai, a male member.
Don’t you feel that entering into papa-katsu (compensated dating in Japan) with that kind of motivation would be unfair to the papa (a male supporter) involved?
If you don’t, then you’re no different from your cheating boyfriend.
I’m Kazu, a male member.
Being told you’re bad at sex while you’re having it really does sting（笑）
Saying that she slept with—or is going to sleep with—another man only makes the guy think she cheated too, which just eases his guilt.
I’m Aya, a female member.
Cheating is the worst, isn’t it? I think you should find a wonderful, generous (well-paying) papa (a male supporter) or another boyfriend, then disappear from your current boyfriend’s life without a trace.
