The Salty Magikarp Kiss from a salon member was being talked about, but…
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To the old men who let their saliva get beyond my lips and onto my chin or philtrum (the area between my nose and mouth): drop dead!
I want to prepare some seriously potent stuff around my lips so that if they lick there, they’ll collapse—something that won’t harm me, obviously lol
Apparently MUJI’s booster moisturizing toner is bitter, so applying it around your mouth before things get intimate is recommended as a countermeasure against Magikarp kisses.
Are there any other ways to deal with it??
Would it be ineffective against the more robust salon members?
👤Asked byGuest👩GenderFemale🎂20s👑Universe female member
Maybe they went for an interview at SALON, got rejected, and are trying to vent their resentment here?
If that’s the case, you won’t have to worry about being treated that way. I think you should get accepted by SALON first and then see the truth for yourself.
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I don’t understand why ending things with that man isn’t even being considered in the first place.
Are you seriously planning to slip something highly toxic into his food from the very first date?
What a frightening woman.
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A Magikarp kiss is a woman’s weapon for squeezing money out of an ATM (papa).
While reading this question, I thought, “Huh?” Then I remembered that all four girls with “Ace” in their names always initiate a Magikarp kiss.
The female respondents here probably use Magikarp kisses as a weapon to build good relationships with their papas too.
Of course, it’s perfectly fine to refuse, but it might be worth remembering that mastering the Magikarp kiss can sometimes help you get more money.
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I’ve never met a man like that on SALON, though…
If you can’t bring yourself to say no, why not try it instead of asking here? For example, eat a ton of garlic the day before so they won’t want to kiss you?! You could say, “I’m worried about my breath today…” It probably wouldn’t hurt their feelings, but there’s a good chance they might still say, “That’s okay.”
Anyway, I think the best thing would be to build enough of a relationship that you can simply say, “About that kiss…” and turn it down.
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