Tips Feb 8, 2022 23:50

Do I really have to give some old guy chocolate for Valentine’s Day?

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He’ll probably spend the 14th with his family anyway, and some of them might even have little kids and be celebrating a happy Valentine’s Day as a family, right? Do I really have to spend my own money on chocolate and give it to guys like that during Valentine’s season? I do appreciate them making time for me despite always being busy, and giving me money, but I have absolutely no respect for them as people. I’m thinking of melting some plain chocolate, mixing in poop, and giving it to him. It’s the same color, so he probably won’t notice, right? It’s more disgusting and foul-smelling than poop itself when a grown-ass man gets all excited over chocolate from his wife and kids, then looks forward to chocolate from a woman 10, 20, or even 30 years younger than him. *sigh*
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だて◎ゆめ
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Haha, that’s quite a question! lol Please think things through as you go along, so you won’t regret it a few years from now.
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Age: 50s 👨 Male Universe member
You know how there’s such a thing as giri-choco—obligation chocolates? There’s been a trend lately toward doing away with them, but older men grew up in a time when they received lots of giri-choco, so they’re happy to get them even if they’re just obligatory. It’s fine if you’re grateful to someone but don’t respect them. But giving “poop chocolate” as a joke to someone you’re supposedly grateful to—is that really sane?
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You’re still a teenager—you really don’t need to worry about things like that yet. If you don’t want to give him anything, you don’t have to give him chocolate. Your papa probably wouldn’t feel that great receiving it if you weren’t genuinely into it either. I’m planning to give homemade chocolate to my two favorite papas. They probably won’t be all that excited, but I kind of want to lovingly make and wrap the chocolate myself, then give it to them while feeling nervous. It’s a kind of role-play, really.
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太郎
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I’m Taro, a male member. If you don’t like it, just don’t give it to her. It’s only obligatory chocolate, right? Are you seriously making chocolate with poop in it? Are you going to melt the chocolate in the pot you use to make instant ramen every day, then add poop to it? And afterward, wash the pot and use it to make instant ramen again? What about the cooking chopsticks you used to pick up the poop, or whatever you used to stir it? Come to think of it, you’d have to poop at just the right time and bring the appropriate amount from the bathroom to the kitchen, right? What convenient timing. Or are you going to weigh out yesterday’s batch and store it in the fridge? Wrapped in plastic wrap, next to the kimchi you eat every night… Sorry, but once I pictured the scene, I couldn’t stop laughing. Thanks.
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綾瀬なな
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You’d be able to tell from the smell if someone put poop in it. Is the questioner’s nose just for decoration? Also, there’s no law saying you have to give chocolate. So if you want to, give it to them; if you don’t, then don’t. I don’t know why you’re getting so worked up… Just do whatever you want.
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茉莉花
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There’s no reason you can’t. I don’t think you need to go to the trouble of giving them such elaborate chocolate. It’s neither an obligation nor a necessity—it’s about how you feel, so I only give it to people I genuinely want to. Marika
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