Questioner, instead of sitting in the stands heckling, why not get out on the field and play? Become an answerer in record time.
There’s a very rare male member who says he’s a fan of mine, so please become an answerer too. Let’s sweep away the Carlos Ghosns—the guys offering allowances of five or less.♪
By the time you become an answerer, though, I may have become a panel-show wrestling comedian.
I used to be a fighter, and I knew Shibatar back when he was still active. Since I’ve naturally been interested in pro wrestling, which you could call a sort of kindred profession, I know a little about it too.
There’s no way to prove whether the amount of my allowance is true or false. Even if I dated one of the answerers, someone could simply fire back, “You just give that person more than everyone else,” and that would be the end of it.
The people who can verify the facts are at Universe Club. Many of the women I made offers to have since left the club. Did they leave because my allowance was too small? Or did they leave because I was such a terrible person that they became suspicious of me? Did I tell my monthly partners to “quit the club,” despite knowing that it violated the rules? Would someone like that introduce his monthly partners to TheSalon? If I offered low allowances and treated women terribly, would I really be able to keep sticking around as an answerer?
You’re all supposed to be brilliant, so you’d think it would be obvious if you gave it a little thought. But as Mac says, perhaps humans are creatures who only let information convenient to themselves into their minds. You’re also somehow ignoring the number of likes on my answers. It’s all very fascinating.
To answer the questioner: setting an allowance of 10 as your goal is simply too far-fetched and unrealistic.
Raising it from 4 to 5, or from 6 to 7, is relatively achievable. But raising it from 5 to 6 is incredibly difficult. Maybe it’s some kind of psychological numbers game.
Once the going rate rises to 6, the hurdle beyond that becomes considerably lower, so there’s a possibility that the going rate for allowances could reach 7. You just have to keep moving forward steadily.
And finally, an extra thought. I’m sure President Kida is watching this situation with a big grin.
From an SEO perspective, there’s no character more valuable than me. The message board may not have as much SEO power as it used to, but having a heel like me still increases both traffic and time spent on the board, for better or worse. Running the board in a subdirectory, putting “papa-katsu” at the beginning of the anonymous question box, and steadily laying the groundwork—impressive, as always.
That said, it isn’t fun unless Mac, who knows my true identity, gets involved. So if Mac stops answering, I’ll leave too.
P.S.
Paper Airplane, you’re truly calm and collected. You must be genuinely intelligent. It’s easy to see why you’re popular.
I’m sure you keep your monthly partners extremely satisfied, so Ghosn is perfectly fine. (lol)
P.P.S.
The fact that people think, “There’s no way he could give out that much money” and “A loser like that doesn’t exist” gives me chills. I’m starved for stimulation. I can no longer feel ecstasy except by accomplishing the “impossible,” so I’m pursuing and putting into practice the goal of becoming an “impossible papa.”
The difference between 5 and 6 may seem subtle, but there’s actually a pretty big gap.
If he’s a good papa who genuinely wants a relationship with a woman—or a highly popular papa—there’s no real reason to go above 5.
With “whatever you think is fair” or around 5, the risk of being dropped is virtually zero. Once it goes above 5, though, the arrangement may continue with the understanding that it wouldn’t be a big deal if it ended.
I wonder just how large the gap is between women who prioritize their allowance and those who prioritize things besides the allowance—the latter being women who dislike men thinking, “If you have money, you can do anything.”
