Ever since I joined this site, I thought self-made guys were idiots. But today, when I saw that Issei Ishida had gotten divorced, I thought, “Ah, so spoiled rich boys really are the bigger idiots after all.” I’ve looked down on all of you—sorry about that. My bad!

I’m Taro, a male member. Sometimes I wonder if all the people asking these questions are actually writers hired by Universe. LOL What a thoroughly manly piece of writing. So many kanji, and then there’s “ishida issē” and all that. Makes you wonder if he got the idea from Issei Ogata or something... I thought, “What are you, some middle-aged old guy?” It also reminded me of how I once saw Kenshi Yonezu’s “Uma to Shika” (“Horse and Deer”) and thought, This has got to be a funny song. I listened all the way to the end, only to find there was nothing funny about it. And speaking of which, when I was a teenager, I spotted a movie called “Wait Until Dark” in the late-night TV listings. I was convinced it had to be something erotic, so I turned on the TV in the pitch-black living room without waking my parents and waited expectantly. But in the end, there was nothing. I should’ve just watched “11PM” or “Exclusive! Adult Time” like a normal person. Damn it. What was I even talking about?

I’m Fuu, a column writer. Since this is defamatory content targeting a specific individual, I expect it will be removed shortly.