I’m Taro, a male member.
Wait, Ralph is a no-go?! I wear a lot of Ralph Lauren, but I’m not a bad guy—I’m just a decent little ordinary citizen（笑).
I mean, honestly, I have absolutely no interest in clothes. If there weren’t any laws against it, I’d probably walk around outside naked. Women are more attractive without clothes, too. Isn’t that what everyone really thinks??
Since I know I’m not interested in fashion, I leave my clothing choices to people who are good at it. I’ve been relying for over ten years on a veteran salesclerk at a certain famous department store—he looks just like one of the face cards in a deck of playing cards. Even so, people have sometimes told me, “You have pretty good taste in clothes,” but now I find out Ralph is a no-go?! This is a major crisis.
The next time I get a chance to see my playing-card-faced salesclerk, I think I’ll ask for advice like Nobita crying to Doraemon: “Doraemooon! (sob) Gian said something really mean to me! (sobbing uncontrollably).”
Oh, not Gian—Gian’s sister, Jaiko. Sorry. Anyway, thanks for the entertaining question(^^). What am I, Lou Oshiba? (That’s an old reference.)
I’m Aya, a female member.
To me, these are the three most stylish types of papas:
- An IT-billionaire-type papa who pairs Balenciaga hoodies with Louboutin shoes or Nike sneakers
- A business-owner papa who looks effortlessly cool in a Louis Vuitton suit and Prada dress shoes—and has a very lavish nightlife
- A papa who loves Armani and Gucci leather jackets and favors Italian fashion, with a vibe like the TV personality Jirō Girōlamo**
I’m a losing player among the male members.
My suits and blazers are all from one of these four brands:
- Haruyama
- Konaka
- AOKI
- Aoyama
Wear them well, and they can look like Armani.
People always tell me I dress well, so I make a point of putting the money I save toward the girls’ allowance.
The typical lousy papa is someone who splurges on luxury brands without knowing how to wear them, while still offering only a paltry allowance.
