I’m a losing male member.
Please stop—it makes me look like I’m praising myself with a fake account (⚭-⚭ს)
And I’m about as far from handsome as you can get. The only things women compliment me on are my cleanliness and gentle personality, I guess.
*I’m very good at complimenting women, though.*
I honestly don’t know what my type is…
My representative at Universe may know my preferences better than I do.
They offer me women who are exactly my type.
I also report to my representative exactly how much allowance I give each woman. If I haven’t made many offers, I sometimes add notes about that woman’s good points and suggest ways to increase the number of offers.
I try to make sure all three parties—the woman, the club, and me—come out winners. But I’m sure the male members hate me with the intensity of someone avenging their parents, so I probably won’t make it to the day I get “taken out.” That said, I have martial arts experience, so I don’t think I’ll be beaten in seconds in a bare-handed fight.
As for my type of woman…
I don’t care at all whether she’s a sex worker or an adult film actress. If I think I could have a positive influence on her, I’ll make an offer.
If I had to name one thing, I struggle with women who don’t work hard at their main career.
I admire Richard Gere in *Pretty Woman*, so my dream is to make an offer to a woman who’s doing her best in life and then fall genuinely in love with her.
That said, even when I say “genuinely in love,” I’m the type who automatically puts the brakes on myself, so I never actually get there.
The thing I’m genuinely in love with is my work—business. I’m the kind of person who thinks about work day and night, so I really am a terribly boring man.
Sorry, I’ve talked too much.
For the record, two of the women I’m keeping in touch with are trying to pursue genuine love at their own request. I’d like to fall genuinely in love with them too, but I’m still nowhere near that point. I have no idea why.
