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Apr 27, 2021 22:32
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Can someone nouveau riche really say anything about how they were raised?
I’ve gotten to the point where I can tell how big a guy’s dick is just by hearing what car he drives!
The flashier and bigger the car, the smaller his thing is! A limp dick!
Tell me if you have any other papa-katsu guy stereotypes!
9 answers
🏅 大阪の昼寝引きこもりトレーダー
スペ90以下のひとを厚く囲い込み、一生面倒見て実質一夫多妻で大切にしたい独身です。
Age: 50s
👨 Male
Universe member
I’m in Seattle.
I grew up poor, so I have absolutely no sense of class and just give off a nouveau riche vibe. I drive a Mercedes (an S-Class, specifically), as if I need to point that out. And yes, the limp-dick part is accurate too. Good eye, questioner.
A lot of women don’t even notice when they ride in my car. I guess they’re not that interested in cars. I’m not particularly interested in them either. Once Level 4 autonomous driving becomes affordable, I’d love to leave the driving to the car and take naps on the way.
🏅 日没を遅らせる唯一の方法は日没に向かって走り続けることだ
名古屋支店登録で、男性会員としての登録名もマックさんです。コラム多数書いてますのでよろしければご参照ください。20代の細身女性が好みで逆オファーには前向きです。経験無いまたは少ない方大歓迎。
Age: 60s
👨 Male
Universe member
I’m Mac, a male member.
Cars symbolize 1) the person you want to become and 2) the kind of woman you want to have. So Papuwa-san either wants to become a Celsior or be held by one. I probably want to become an MM van(笑)
Since it was a post about cars, I thought Maezawa-san would write another long response, but he kept it brief. Someday I’d like to make the outside of an MM van look like a giant penis and drive it around, but I haven’t worked up the nerve yet.
🏅 40歳でリアル異世界転生したオッサン l 元金融マン → 現AI界隈
出張ホストの実技試験合格してるので、対女性への無難な前戯とかマナーに一定の知見あり。
Age: 40s
👨 Male
Universe member
I’m Flag Maker, a columnist.
I’m a white Prius, lol.
👨 Male
Universe member
I’m Date◎Yume, a male member.
I agree that car size and personal belongings often differ between people with less money and the wealthy, but I’m not sure it’s fair to judge everything based on that alone.
Other
I’m Taro, a male member.
Judging a man by the car he drives? That’s such a bubble-era way of thinking(笑). And you’re actually connecting it to the size of his manhood?
I’d love to see someone test the theory that guys who drive Hummers are poorly endowed. And while they’re at it, prove the theory that anyone driving a Jaguar or Aston Martin wears Armani, and that Alfa Romeo drivers are a pain to deal with. Although, I have to admit, a guy driving an eight-liter American car does seem like he’d be well-endowed.
I suddenly feel like listening to Doburock’s “Big Manhood,” so I’m off to YouTube. Goodbye.
Age: Private
👨 Male
Universe member
I’m Kazu, a male member.
Sorry to bring someone else into this, but Mac drives a flashy truck—and his “equipment” is impressive too. I’ve seen both the truck and the equipment firsthand(笑). He gave me a ride in the truck, but I only saw the equipment. That distinction is important.
I’m a papa-katsu guy, but people often tell me I seem well brought up. In reality, I didn’t come from anything particularly special.
And just like that, I’ve already come up with two counterexamples.
🏅 倶楽部女性のご主人様に潤いを!
Mパパ、永遠の交際継続中!
B1タイプ〜A寄りパパです!
会う度大人は嫌と感じる方………ご相談ください。
Age: Private
👨 Male
Universe member
Something I wrote in an answer a little while ago:
My favorite girl of more than a year asked me, “Is this a kei car?” even though she rides in it every day.
So maybe there’s at least a little truth to that logic??
Well… probably not.
This is Paper Airplane, a male member who’s in a great mood after his daughter called him “handsome” for the first time yesterday. (Maybe she’s finally started trying to butter me up…)
🏅 あなたの味方
お役に立てれば幸いです。
Age: Private
👨 Male
Universe staff
I’m Maezawa from the CEO’s office, and I’ll answer this too.
By that logic, people who drive kei cars—especially the old 360cc models—would have to be well-endowed. At this point, though, it seems the theory falls apart.
Does the person asking the question simply have a thing for kei cars?
Other
I’m Aya, a female member.
That’s an interesting pattern.
My personal observation is that handsome, older papas from Kansai with a facial-attractiveness score of 70 or higher get shy when I tell them, “I like your face.” Apparently, people from Kansai value being funny more than being handsome.