I can’t get turned on unless he goes down on me, but he won’t…

Maezawa from the CEO’s Office here. Thank you for your question. > I can’t get in the mood unless he goes down on me, but he won’t… A lot of men won’t know unless you tell them, so you should gently ask him to go down on you properly. If he still refuses, you could meet up with a friends-with-benefits partner who will, get yourself in the mood, and then meet the other man afterward. Though that would be a bit odd. Another option is to accept that your current partner is just like that and look for someone new. That said, as I mentioned at the beginning, I think he probably will if you simply ask him.

I’m a male member, Paper Airplane. How come some women get my guy fully excited just from going down on them, while others don’t get any reaction at all?

I’m Kazu, a male member. I don’t think men can enjoy themselves unless they turn women on, but I guess everyone has different preferences. I’d gone years without cunnilingus, but thanks to my club activities, it came back into my life six months ago. A few months back, I thought I’d invented a technique of sucking on the clitoris while licking it, but I never imagined it was so common that it even had a name: “chūton.” I’m not as refined a person as Taro, so I can go down on someone even if she hasn’t showered—but I can’t handle strong odors. Um…what was the question again? I guess it wasn’t really a question after all.

I’m Taro, a male member. So basically, this means the other guy is reading this and wants us to preach to him: “Going down on her is the best! It’s a must for men—do it!” First of all, please stop using obscene words. I’m only writing them because I have to answer, but now my predictive text is going to learn them… I’m slightly terrified of what will pop up when I type “ku” tomorrow. If “苦しい” (“painful”) comes up on a client’s screen, that’d be kind of cool, but if it suggests words like “take it in your mouth” or “cunnilingus,” I’m done for, right? LOL. Anyway, I’ll address that male member directly: You’re a man, so go down on her. Getting close to a woman’s most intimate area is an expression of affection. Even if you’re worried about the smell or think she might have an STI, at least take care of her clitoris. Then lick your fingers to create an extension of your tongue and use that to handle the area around the opening. Make sure you also polish up your basic techniques—it’s a gentleman’s duty, YO. Is that enough? Please, have mercy. What kind of game is this anyway… LOL.