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Sep 3, 2020 11:30
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This is just a suggestion, so feel free to hide it (though I’d prefer if you displayed it), but do Maezawa-san and the staff have any questions for us? Anonymous questions are perfectly fine, of course (just write “I’m a staff member”).
If there’s anything you staff members have been curious about but felt awkward asking us male and female members, I’d be happy to answer and have some fun with it, so please feel free to ask m(_ _)m.
I’m also curious, just as a way to kill time, about the kinds of things the staff wonder about. We might even make some interesting discoveries.
Or if your reaction is, “There’s absolutely nothing I want to ask some slightly wealthy horny old guys and girls—young or mature—who sell themselves rather than matches,” I’ll accept that, too. Even something as casual as, “What should I eat for lunch today?” is fine. I’ll answer whatever you like(笑)。
3 answers
🏅 あなたの味方
お役に立てれば幸いです。
Age: Private
👨 Male
Universe staff
Maezawa from the CEO’s office here.
A question?
I always read your answers and think, “Oh, so that’s how it is…” or “So that’s how it works…”
I don’t have any particular questions, but…
When are you going to make a commercial like the one where someone boards a plane for a high-end clinic?
Or when are you going to lend a VR camera to some Universe branch and tell them to create a special members-only page that can only be viewed by people with VR headsets?
“When will the Magic Mirror van finally make its way to Tokyo?”
“You don’t have to worry about COVID if it’s the Magic Mirror van.”
“Twenty-one consecutive offers in one week—do you have the stamina?”
Something like that, I guess?(笑)
🏅 倶楽部女性のご主人様に潤いを!
Mパパ、永遠の交際継続中!
B1タイプ〜A寄りパパです!
会う度大人は嫌と感じる方………ご相談ください。
Age: Private
👨 Male
Universe member
I’m Paper Airplane, a male member.
I’m glad to see an answer from a staff member in Kansai.
I’d been looking forward to it (I was feeling lonely…)
I was also kind of happy to see the rankings come out.
My favorite Zero One Tappuri Jelly even made it to number two.
When I Googled my go-to ZONE, I found something pretty amazing:
“Discover the secret behind ZONE Stealth Jelly, which creates pleasure so intense it feels melting!
After numerous formula improvements and tests, ‘Stealth Jelly’ was finally created.
By applying the largest amount of Stealth Jelly in JEX’s history to natural latex condoms with a supple, soft fit, ZONE was born.
As a result, it finally achieved the natural sensation users had been looking for—the ideal intimate experience.
Why not experience a level of pleasure and connection unlike anything before with ZONE?”
It seems to be emphasizing that natural sensation.
That explains why it somehow always feels so good, even though I never knew how thick it was.
To compare, I was with my long-term girlfriend yesterday without one and finished on her stomach, so I compared the sensations. And honestly, finishing inside while wearing ZONE felt even better than doing it without one and finishing on her stomach.
Mac, it looks like ZONE also comes in an L size.
Kazu, you should give ZONE a try sometime too.
Age: Private
👨 Male
Universe member
I’m Kazu, a male member.
That sounds interesting—very interesting. If you happen to know any staff members, please feel free to send them questions; anonymous is perfectly fine.
As an aside, I’ve been absolutely cracking up at Oda’s overly polite yet subtly rude routine in the answers they’ve been posting since yesterday.
> Kamihikoki,
> Do you mean the column rankings?
> I’ve already ordered ZONE’s L. I’ll try it with my partner soon.