I’m a Type B female member.

It’s Joe here. Not only do I enjoy one-upping people, I’m also partial to F-cup women. I suspect this forum isn’t just for getting answers—it may also serve as a source of emotional stability. If that’s the case, then you already knew before posting that 14 arrangements is a lot, and I presume you’re planning to say goodbye to that possessive, hopeless man and let the other three lost souls tumble around your alluring hairless body. No, I’m not making fun of you. Joe suspects that your question is a jumble of guilt, uncertainty, and just a touch of anxiety. But I understand those feelings—we’re only human. I’d like to think I understand them as well as Mr. Aida himself. As for Joe, last week I sucked on the breasts of three F-cup women. I’m feeling guilty enough to want to keep quiet, yet proud enough to want to brag—while also thinking I’m still nowhere near Mr. Mac’s level. With all those complicated emotions, I’m answering this while picking at a shiumai bento I bought at Shinagawa Station. Incidentally, one of the three women is my wife. Anyway, enough with the preamble. If I may, I’ll answer your questions. Are 14 arrangements too many? → Yes, according to Joe’s research. Is there any risk? → Obviously, Joe suspects. That’s all. May your relationship be peaceful and bring some color to your life.

I’m だて◎ゆめ, a male member. I agree with Seattle’s opinion. Rather than focusing on the money, I think it’s probably better to keep things moderate. Even among lecherous old men over 60, there are some who are seeing just one person while exercising a great deal of restraint. Even if you decide to add someone, I think it’s best to limit it to one more person at most. It seems too risky to get involved… lol

I’m Marika, a female member. It seems all the main answers have already been given, so I’ll just share a few thoughts… Being married in your late twenties or early thirties is hardly considered late these days. If you’re in your twenties, that’s actually on the early side. And receiving 14 offers in just a few months is by no means a small number, so I assume you’re reasonably attractive as well? Which makes me wonder why you decided to join the club in the first place. Perhaps your husband is kind and handsome, but not financially capable. Or maybe he has money, but doesn’t satisfy you physically. Or perhaps you were quite popular and showered with attention before marriage, and now that you’re married, nothing exciting happens anymore and you’re bored. Be very careful not to lose the happiness you already have, and enjoy your time with the club.

Maezawa from the president’s office will answer as well. > Objectively speaking, what do you think of this number? It seems like lately, it’s become popular to say how many offers you received when joining. Well, there aren’t many other places where people can talk about things like that, so there’s nothing wrong with mentioning the number of offers. (笑) Objectively speaking, I’d say it’s on the high side. But there’s always someone above you... > Do you think there’s any risk in ending things with that man and seeing about three new men? Rather than cutting him off, I think it would be better to gradually reduce how often you see him and spend that time seeing new men. If he finds out, you can end things then if you feel that’s best. However, I think you should ask the branch to hide your profile from him—or take some similar measure so he can’t see you. Of course, do the same for the other men as well. If he asks you to see only him, you could say something like: “I’d like to receive ¥600,000 a month, but that would be difficult for one person alone. Would it be okay if I received support from several people?” If he then says, “I’ll give you ¥600,000 a month,” I think it would be fine to accept his support while continuing to look for other men. Some people may say that’s cruel, but even if you agree to support someone, there’s no guarantee you’ll continue doing so until they die. A man’s feelings may change, or the relationship may end. Considering those risks, depending on just one person is dangerous. With that in mind, I think it’s reasonable to allow yourself some leeway. Of course, when he learns the truth, he may feel disappointed that he was lied to. Even so, until that point, you were able to believe you were the only one and share happy moments together, so I don’t think it was a loss for him.

I’m Flagmaker, a column writer. I haven’t met him, so I can’t say for sure, but if what you’re looking for is a little encouragement, I think you should keep seeing your current papa while also looking for another papa. In the end, having someone tell you a comforting lie and toy with your balls in the palm of their hand feels the best. So I think telling someone a comforting lie can actually be something you do for their sake. Just make absolutely sure they never find out（笑） > Mac, > You’re married too, right? If you’re already lying to your husband, wouldn’t it be disrespectful to him not to lie to some random old guy you don’t even know? > > ↑I really relate to this way of thinking. I feel the same way.

I’m a male member in Seattle. Do you think they’re hiding the fact that they’re married? I’d like to avoid affairs whenever possible. Since there are risks involved, let’s stick with just one person.

I’m Paper Airplane, a male member. I think you’d be better off moving on to someone new.