I’m a male member

It’s Joe. Now this is a real home run for the first time in ages! No wonder everyone’s gathered here. Putting the finer details aside, questioner, you got it exactly right! Only, “gross” is a compliment in this context. There are plenty of stories that are even grosser. I’d love to share them all, but I’ll probably get banned, so I’ll leave it at that. What a shame! P.S. Maezawa-chan! Please pin this. Don’t even think about deleting it~ P.S. 2 Mr. Maezawa, thank you for featuring it. As you said, I think they were just messing around. The best way to respond to a teasing question is with some teasing of your own. I added “-chan” to your name to express that in my own Joe-jo way. Please forgive me.

I’m Flag Maker, a columnist. That criticism feels like it’s lacking a bit of conviction. You’re criticizing women who keep asking for things, but that’s not really it, is it? The person making offer after offer to the female respondents is mainly Mac, right? lol If you’re going to criticize someone, it should mainly be Mac—not the women, lol. You got scared and, for some reason, started criticizing the women instead… With that kind of mentality, you’re not going to be popular! lol

I’m Rin, a female member. LOL That’s pretty accurate, in a way. Whether anonymously or in real life, I try to live without making people uncomfortable or lashing out at them emotionally, so I do want to take opinions like this seriously from time to time. That said, I do think, “You could just not look.” If you think of it as a kind of personal quirk everyone has, you can simply let it go. Removed from your favorites? Are you talking about me? LOL Honestly, that’s such a trivial thing, and I think it’s fine for people who can only give boring answers to be here too. Even so, it would be my pleasure if the people who contact or message me continue to feel at ease. By the way, I don’t think I can receive regular offers. I have to rely on the staff at my branch. Papua-sama, It would really suit your beautiful skin and hair! A love letter from an older lady who runs a kimono dressing school as a hobby side business ♡ It’s a black tie-dye kimono with vivid red peonies across the front—a one-of-a-kind piece that an actress once wore on the cover of *So-en*. My mother passed it down to me, and I wore it to a ceremony. I bet it would look wonderful on you. It would also look lovely with a Nishijin obi woven with gold and silver threads. If it ever comes to pass, I’ll bring it to you from the shadows like a discreet stagehand. M eg-sama can handle the dressing ♡ My hands have gotten a little rusty… Sorry for indulging in my fantasies~

I’m Meg, a female member. Sounds like you’re really stressed out. I’d love to comfort you. Mmm… Questioner: “I’m currently on hiatus, though…” > I’d love to dress Pappuwa-chan in a tomesode kimono~ > I bet it would look great on her~ > It’s heavy, and it must be hard to put on by yourself… And yes, that was a serious answer!

I’m Paper Airplane, a male member. What’s wrong with that? Even though the nearby branch is a local one, four new Black members have joined today alone... I wonder if they’re making a final push toward the Miracle Festival... If you’re joining or re-registering, don’t hesitate—this week only.

I’m Maezawa from the president’s office. That was pretty direct, wasn’t it? Maybe it should be hidden. I almost feel like it could just be deleted. (lol) That’s what I thought, but Joe-san requested it, so... When I looked for a reason to leave it visible, I noticed it was phrased as a question: “Is that understanding correct?” So I guess that’s why it was kept visible? It just looked like they were making fun of me, though... For the record, my answer would be: “Not even close.” > Yakuza-wife role-play I guess that means putting on a temporary, washable tattoo, wearing a kimono, and doing it somewhere that looks exactly like a yakuza office? > Driving a heavily modified black Toyota Celsior The Celsior... It was such an incredible car that automakers around the world were amazed by its class-leading quietness at the time, and studied it extensively. The Celsior name disappeared when the model transitioned to Lexus, but it was truly a great Japanese car. > But I hear it has poor fuel economy, and that you can’t drive one for many years unless you’re rich. (･∀･) I looked it up, and although it takes premium fuel, apparently it gets around 7 km/L in city driving, so that doesn’t seem all that bad. My car also requires premium fuel, but only gets 4.0–4.5 km/L around town, so compared with that, it seems perfectly adequate. (lol) I think cars that you can’t keep for many years unless you’re rich are the ones with expensive parts and maintenance. If it costs around 500,000 yen just to get the vehicle inspection done, that might be a bit tough, though... Apparently Ferraris have quite a few parts that need to be replaced regularly, and even if you haven’t driven much, you may still need to replace the clutch. In that case, the inspection alone can easily cost around 500,000 yen. As the car gets older and more components need replacing, it would probably cost even more.