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Joe here, chiming in late. But it’s not a crime like ejaculating inside someone without permission, so please forgive me. I found myself nodding along with much of the questioner’s opinion. Joe doesn’t answer every question, but I’m still one of those not-so-rare people who gives half-baked answers, and I do feel that some of my replies were unnecessary or insensitive. Speaking for my own reflection, as the questioner pointed out, I could be more selective about what I answer, and even I sometimes feel that my wording goes too far. That said, I simply can’t accept the questioner’s phrase “objectively speaking.” I instinctively shouted at the screen, “Who the hell do you think you are?” (I’m not from Kansai.) Maybe there is such a thing as an objective position. But at least, I don’t think the questioner occupies it. Their question resonated with Joe precisely because it was subjective and personal—though they probably used the word casually. To Joe, “objective” means “from God’s point of view.” And frankly, we’d be in trouble if there were too many gods around. This question box itself is inherently “creepy,” as are both the questioners and the answerers. If that’s what we’re going to be criticized for, then I feel like we won’t be able to do anything at all. What do you think? Now, if Joe had been giving the welcoming speech as the representative of the incoming students after entering one of Tokyo’s so-called “Big Three” elite private boys’ schools (of course I’m bragging), that would be another matter. But there’s no way a fifty-something man, consumed by desire and thrilled to have women in their twenties with F-cup or G-cup breasts perform oral sex on him, isn’t creepy. I don’t mean that I’m simply refusing to face reality. I think being aware of one’s own creepiness makes a person humble. And since we’re complaining, preaching about “common sense” here is like lecturing about “the dangers of COVID” at a host club in Kabukicho. Am I wrong? I’ve gone on at length, but let’s keep making this question box lively! P.S. I left out something very important. Lately, the woman mainly performing oral sex on me has actually been a captivating woman in her forties. That was close! Does that save me?

I’m Kamihikōki, a male member. “Not willing to answer.” That also conveys the questioner’s impression, so isn’t it a good answer in its own way? In dating, what kind of impression do you give the other person? Knowing that is important. Also, when all the answers lean one way, an answer from the completely opposite perspective is necessary too. P.S. I don’t feel like answering this question either. The reason is that I don’t think it would be useful to anyone else reading it. If it’s only for one particular person, I can’t really get motivated… Whatever… Ah, but the fact that you took the time to write such a long post means there are people who read my answers regularly, so I’m glad. P.P.S. Papuwa-san, > “Questions and inquiries from people saying, ‘I’m really interested’” > still haven’t come in? Many male club members have absolutely no interest in AV actresses, sex workers, or high-end hostesses, so they have zero interest in AV-related content as well… P.P.P.S. Flag Maker-san, All approved! As expected. That’s also part of a man’s instinct, isn’t it? If I enjoyed drinking, smoking, and being around crowds, I might have gotten hooked on cabaret clubs too… Oh, right, this is a question… Questions like, “Is it really true that being a high-end hostess gets you placed one or two classes lower?” are more than welcome. Of course the club will lower their class—they want to avoid responsibility, after all…

I’m Basil, a male member. I understand how you feel. But even if it’s good to have common sense, everyone draws the line differently, which is why things remain the way they are. There’s no point acting like the class monitor over a question box like this. Even if some things are a little unpleasant, people like this also write plenty of interesting things, so let’s try to accept them. If there’s something you don’t want to see, you can simply choose not to look at it. Reading every answer and getting angry at the ones you dislike is just a waste of time and bad for your mental health.

I’m Flag Maker, a column writer. > Papuwa-san The world is pretty much full of enemies, isn’t it? I also keep things cordial on the surface, but honestly, I dislike most people lol. That’s why people you can truly trust are so precious and important. One of the catchphrases of my favorite overseas pro wrestler, “Stone Cold” Steve Austin, is “Don’t trust everybody!” That’s my personal motto. > meg-san Are you saying I can borrow your breasts? I’d carefully work my way around them, then pretend to head for your nipples before teasingly passing them by a few times lol. That’s the kind of slow, careful approach I’d give you. > Paper Airplane-san I absolutely love adult videos, and I love AV actresses too! Universe’s first offer was to an AV actress I absolutely adore! I love cabaret clubs and hostesses too! Don’t just assume that most of the men at Universe “aren’t interested,” lol. That kind of wording is exactly why we get strange questions like, “It seems cabaret hostesses aren’t in demand…”! There are Universe male members who love AV actresses—“I’m right here,” lol.

I’m Meg, a female member. Ah! I found another Question Box devotee (*＞∇＜)ﾉ We’re fellow fans! I always read through the Question Box from start to finish too! Let’s be friends, okay? ♥ > Lately, I’ve been thinking about lending this cutting board to Flag Maker and Papuwa-chan… There, there. ( *´д)/(´д｀､) ↑ That’s me patting your head♪

Maezawa from the Corporate Planning Office here. > I understand that you’re taking the time to answer despite being busy with volunteer work. The answer was already in your question. That’s simply the way things are. I do think “then just don’t answer” is one possible way of looking at it. But then people might say: “Are you not answering because you didn’t read the question?” Or: “Do you keep questions that are unfavorable to you from being published?” (If nobody answers, displaying the question serves no purpose, so it will remain hidden.) People will come up with other opinions based on different perspectives. Also, I think it could go like this: No answers → no one reads the questions → there’s no point checking the question box → nobody asks questions → nobody answers → nobody visits this page anymore. When you look at it that way, “I don’t feel like answering” can also be interpreted as, “This is a pointless question that doesn’t make me want to answer.” So while the response may be harsh, I don’t think it’s inappropriate. If that’s how you feel, then become an answerer yourself and show us how answers should be written. Show everyone what a truly good answer looks like. We’re always accepting applications for question-box answerers. Men can generally become answerers as long as no women have complained about them. For women, unlike men, complaints rarely mean the woman is at fault. If it is determined that she is at fault, she is immediately banned, so women can become answerers with virtually no screening. Applications to become a question-box answerer: https://universe-club.jp/help/apply/ > “Is what you’re saying to me criticism rather than support? I see. How ridiculous. I have nothing but enemies. I can’t do this anymore.” I don’t know what happened, but there are people who support you too. I believe your strengths are reaching the people who understand them. “Pathetic weakling! Those tears of yours, as usual... I’m thoroughly sick of seeing that crying face of yours! I’ll start by making an example of you!”

I’m Rin, a female member. Let’s both have common sense and the kindness to put ourselves in the other person’s shoes. That’s really all there is to it. Sorry I’m not the kind of respondent you were looking for.