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May 8, 2020 14:06
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🏅 手コキ評論家
入会して8年。いまだ彷徨中です
Age: 60s
👨 Male
Universe member
I’m Joe, a columnist.
If you haven’t joined yet, as Romane-san said, it’s probably best to look forward to enjoying it after you join. The videos are definitely top-tier, and the different types make them very well done.
Now, to the main point. Papuwa-san modestly used the expression “intriguing,” but to Joe, all I can smell is a stench. No, I’m not making fun of anyone. By “stench,” I don’t mean an odor so foul you’d want to cover your nose. It’s more like an irresistibly alluring scent—yet, all of a sudden, the smell of death begins to drift through the air.
To put it another way, that path—or whatever you want to call it—is lined with exquisite flowers and shrouded in a faint mist. You can’t see what lies ahead, but the scent is so alluring that you convince yourself it must lead to paradise, sometimes even skipping along the way. Then, suddenly, the smell of death hits you.
You turn around in shock to look back at the path you came from, only to find at least several bodies lying there—sometimes even more. It’s baffling that you never noticed them before, but unfortunately, by that point, turning back is extremely difficult.
Dear questioner, please be careful of the smells after you join!
Romane-san,
Correct! But please leave this matter alone.
Incidentally, I’ve added the woman from Vol. 1 to my favorites (laughs). I might make her an offer as a keepsake for the afterlife.
Other
This is Saito, the columnist.
Good morning, Papuwa.
Aman Tokyo is closed for the rest of this month, and I received a notice from Aman canceling my reservation for May. 😢
Cruising is fun because you can be as loud as you want.
You really know all the ins and outs, don’t you… lol
🏅 倶楽部女性のご主人様に潤いを!
Mパパ、永遠の交際継続中!
B1タイプ〜A寄りパパです!
会う度大人は嫌と感じる方………ご相談ください。
Age: Private
👨 Male
Universe member
I’m Kamihikoki, a male member.
Like Seattle, I think Noa Shiratori from Vol. 2 is cute.
Do the other women appeal to women too? Are they meant for female members??
Whether someone is in the Black class depends on the staff’s personal preferences.
If it were Kansai, I’d say they’d all be close to Black, but in Kanto, I think one or two of them would have trouble making the cut.
I watched the video, but maybe it’s because of their Kanto accents—their voices and way of speaking just don’t work for me… Noa Shiratori seems kind of strange too…
Maybe they’re just not for people from Kansai…
🏅 あなたの味方
お役に立てれば幸いです。
Age: Private
👨 Male
Universe staff
Maezawa from the Business Planning Office here to answer as well.
Or rather, I can’t really answer this one (lol).
For example, if these four people were members, telling you their classes would indirectly reveal which ones they are—even though we say we don’t disclose members’ classes.
So I can’t tell you their classes.
Wait—looking more closely, I’m actually involved with two of the four. (lol) I changed both of their classes right after they registered ><
That said, the people featured on our website are models we hired for promotional purposes. So I can’t tell you whether they’re actual members.
Basically, they’re models, so you should assume they aren’t real members.
Besides, this is a dating club where only members can view the profiles. It seems unlikely that actual members would be featured there in the first place.
The production department handles that side of things, so I don’t know the details and will refrain from answering.
Sorry this answer doesn’t really answer your question.
🏅 大阪の昼寝引きこもりトレーダー
スペ90以下のひとを厚く囲い込み、一生面倒見て実質一夫多妻で大切にしたい独身です。
Age: 50s
👨 Male
Universe member
I’m Seattle, a male member.
So it’s on the women’s site too. I read the interview. Vol. 2 was spot-on with my preferences (sweat). The person I’ve been seeing the longest is on the standard plan because she’s on the curvier side. The Universe is pretty harsh on curvy girls.
https://universe-club.jp/women/
I like people who suit maid cafés, maid relaxation salons, and maid outfits, so I always have them wear a maid outfit I bought on Amazon while we have fun.
I wish Seattle could be reborn as Noa Shiratori and save 100 million yen while still in his 20s.