I’m a woman who hasn’t joined yet.

I’m Meg, one of the female members. “Job description?!” Gyo—yes or moo! I’m about to hit you with an incredibly lame dad joke.

Maezawa from the Corporate Planning Office will answer as well. > Is anything sexual included in the nature of the arrangement? First of all, even if you register with Universe Club, this isn’t a job, so it isn’t part of your work duties either. After meeting a man, you’re free to do whatever you choose. Universe Club arranges meals for two people. The basic idea is for both of you to spend an enjoyable time together. That said, since it involves a man and a woman, you may become closer after the meal and become friends or even romantic partners. In such cases, the man may give the woman an allowance. How you view that is up to each individual, but it isn’t part of Universe Club’s services. Please discuss what you want to do with the man you meet and decide together. You’re also free to turn down anyone you don’t feel comfortable with. > I can only adjust my schedule on weekdays. Would that make things difficult? I don’t think that will be a problem. If anything, weekday dates are more common.

I’m a male member, Paper Airplane. > First, does the arrangement also include sexual activity? Yes. > Second, I can only schedule meetings on weekdays. Would that make things difficult? Not at all.

I’m Joe, a column writer. Putting the second question aside, if you have to ask the first one, you’re probably better off not signing up. At the very least, this isn’t a job. Sorry for being so blunt. But I’m sure some of the other kindhearted respondents will explain it to you more politely—though Mac might scold me for saying that.