Tips
Feb 10, 2020 00:00
This content is machine-translated.
After that, I go take a shower, but when I come back and check the trash can, the condom is nowhere to be found. It happens every time. Where does it go?
She’s an ordinary office worker in her twenties and is very careful about contraception and sexually transmitted infections. I have a feeling she takes them home, but could she be collecting them? Maybe she finds the semen released for her somehow cute.
I could just ask her, but for some reason I feel like I should leave it alone, so I haven’t. Honestly, I don’t really care what happens to the semen I’ve released—I just thought I’d ask to kill some time. If you’re bored, please speculate.
3 answers
Meg
Female
Send a reverse offer to this responder
🏅 修行の身
光と影
Age: 50s
👩 Female
Former Universe member
I’m Meg, one of the female members.
It’s kind of nice—now that the question box has calmed down, we can have these relaxed little exchanges (*^^*)
How does that office lady see Mac?
1. If she believes the staff member’s comment that he’s “a serious person who seems to treat work as his hobby,” and she really is that serious, there’s a chance she simply took it home and threw it away.
2. If she’s seen through the truth about insatiable Mac—and happens to know a lab or someone who sells these things off—then of course, she’d be selling it.
I have a feeling it’s the latter (*grin*)
P.S. Paper Airplane,
So it’s your turn today, huh? You must be tired from being up so early.
Looks like you’re really showing your stuff as a good papa.
Mine was in the neighboring prefecture, and thankfully it went smoothly the other day.
Honestly, I’m just grateful if I can receive it in good health.
🏅 あなたの味方
お役に立てれば幸いです。
Age: Private
👨 Male
Universe staff
Maezawa from the Corporate Planning Office here—I’ll weigh in as well.
**Possibility 1**
She may be a woman who loves bodily fluids.
People have all kinds of fetishes.
There are women who really like bodily fluids. I’ve even seen women on social media asking men to send them semen. They had it shipped frozen.
They seemed to thaw it out, pour it over their bodies, and drink it. Whenever their supply started running low, they would make another request.
Maybe she’s saving Mac’s bodily fluids to enjoy later by rubbing them on herself.
**Possibility 2**
She may actually want a child.
Some women want “only” a child. Even if she’s careful about contraception, it’s possible that deep down, all she wants is a baby.
Apparently, in such cases, they may suddenly cut off contact if she gets pregnant.
(To give birth...)
**Possibility 3**
She may genuinely believe that it’s wrong to throw it away at the hotel.
Maybe she takes it home properly and disposes of it there...
Could that be it?
🏅 倶楽部女性のご主人様に潤いを!
Mパパ、永遠の交際継続中!
B1タイプ〜A寄りパパです!
会う度大人は嫌と感じる方………ご相談ください。
Age: Private
👨 Male
Universe member
I’m Paper Airplane, a male member.
Wait, you take it home?
You don’t flush it down the toilet??
Ummmm… so you take it home, compare the amounts, check how many days it’s been in between, and conduct an experiment to calculate the results…
P.S. This is unrelated, but I remembered a time when, on our second or third date, my girlfriend gave me oral in a parking lot by a lake and swallowed. I was thrilled. Later, when I found out it had all been part of a strategy, I was shocked.
These days, it seems obvious, but whenever that happens, I immediately go spit it out in the washroom.
P.P.S. So, do you sell underwear stained with semen at places like those used-underwear shops??
Huh? This isn’t supposed to be displayed, right, Maezawa?
Wait, displayed??
P.P.P.S. I’m supposed to drive my daughter to her entrance exam early this morning… What am I doing? More importantly, I’ve double-booked tomorrow’s date and it’s going to be difficult to rearrange… What a mess…
P.P.P.S. Maezawa, thank you for your concern. I edited it, so everything’s fine.