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Sep 5, 2019 19:37
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What excuse could I give that they’d believe? Please share your wisdom… I’m freaking out.
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Other
I’m Saito, a column writer ♪
They probably feel awkward about it too, so I don’t think they’ll bring it up. Don’t dig yourself into a hole by bringing it up yourself.
Other
I’m BB7, a male member in my late 40s.
I feel like it would depend on whether this senior colleague from work is a man or a woman…
- My biological father
Or—
“I’ve known him since I was a child. He’s the president of some company related to ○○ (whatever works). He knows my father through work. He’s always been there to listen to my work-related worries and concerns. He’s like a real father to me, and when I get drunk, I can’t help but act spoiled and even hold his hand myself… It’s embarrassing. But of course, there’s nothing more than that between us. He’s a very gentlemanly person, too.”
Say it with an utterly straight face…
🏅 あなたの味方
お役に立てれば幸いです。
Age: Private
👨 Male
Universe staff
This is Maezawa from the CEO’s office.
In this case, I think simply saying:
“Sex friend…”
would be enough.
The other person probably won’t be able to tell whether it’s true or not.
If they ask, “Really?”
just reply curtly, “Yep.”
If they ask, “Are you lying?”
just reply curtly, “Yep.”
You can keep them guessing like that…
I think that should work.
If you absolutely have to give more details, you could say something like:
“He’s just too good, so I can’t bring myself to leave him.”
That should work too.
🏅 大阪の昼寝引きこもりトレーダー
スペ90以下のひとを厚く囲い込み、一生面倒見て実質一夫多妻で大切にしたい独身です。
Age: 50s
👨 Male
Universe member
I’m a male member in Seattle.
I guess it’s about saying, with a straight face, “He’s my real father, and we’re close.”