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Jun 10, 2023 07:16
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He let out a huge “WOOOAAAH!” right in broad daylight in Ginza.
When I told him, “You looked like you might be infected, so I disinfected you (๑╹ω╹๑),” he said, “I appreciate that, but it startled me, so please give me a heads-up first next time.”
He still smelled after dinner, so in the taxi on the way to the hotel, I said, “I’m going to disinfect you ✌︎('ω'✌︎ )” and sprayed him again. He exploded, shouting, “That’s enough!!!” Then he skipped the hotel and had the taxi take me straight home. So kind…? ( *`ω´)
But I’m still bothered that I didn’t get my allowance.
What exactly did I do wrong?
I did give him a heads-up before spraying him this time too ( ̄^ ̄)
3 answers
🏅 あなたの味方
お役に立てれば幸いです。
Age: Private
👨 Male
Universe staff
> What did I do wrong?
Maybe if you keep swiping away, someone will eventually tell you.
That said, if you’re going to post things here that you haven’t actually done, then you’re going against the purpose of this Q&A site, so I’d say this particular post is in the wrong.
🏅 手コキ評論家
入会して8年。いまだ彷徨中です
Age: 60s
👨 Male
Universe member
Smell is a far more sensitive issue than you may realize. The Nazi guards insulted Jewish prisoners in the camps by telling them, “You stink.” Many Jews were emotionally crushed by those words and gradually lost the will to resist. Then they went into the gas chambers happily, believing they were about to take a shower.
You probably didn’t spray yourself, did you? That was your biggest mistake. You should have applied a generous amount of the alcohol spray to yourself first, and used it sparingly on your papa (a male supporter). Also, you needed to do it somewhere private, just the two of you. After all, the taxi driver knows that you were wearing skimpy, cutout underwear and were about to reluctantly move your hips. In other words, it was practically the same as telling your papa (a male supporter) in public, “You stink.” It’s no wonder he lost his temper.
🏅 大阪の昼寝引きこもりトレーダー
スペ90以下のひとを厚く囲い込み、一生面倒見て実質一夫多妻で大切にしたい独身です。
Age: 50s
👨 Male
Universe member
Instead of saying you wanted to disinfect it, you could’ve said it smelled—then you might’ve had a chance of getting an allowance at least once.
Honestly is the best policy.