If you’re young and good-looking—not an old man or some middle-aged guy—and you don’t have bad breath, you can probably find an adult relationship for free through a dating app or something.
To be honest, the allowance is also compensation for what women have to put up with.
I assume the women I date will eventually break things off if they can no longer tolerate my aging or my smell, so I’m doing my best to fight aging and prevent bad breath.
My longest monthly arrangement has lasted five years, so I’m truly grateful.
I do my best to stay mindful of my breath.
I’m not sure about the distinction between “middle-aged guy,” “old guy,” and “grandpa,” but when it comes to that, I just think, “They’re basically children.”
Still, I suppose the person asking the question puts up with even severe bad breath for the money.
It’s not that I’m pretending to be fine with it—I do sympathize with her.
You’ll get there eventually too, questioner, but getting older also means getting smellier, and there’s only so much you can do about it. Besides, telling someone to their face, “You stink,” amounts to denying their very personhood, so I can understand why you feel like talking behind their back.
That said, I’ve decided I’m not going to bad-mouth people anymore. If the young woman I’m with smells, I’ll tell her properly. (You may not believe this, questioner, but even young women smell more often than you’d expect. It’s hard to notice your own scent.) In particular, when I’m thrusting from behind with my modest magic wand, there are times when the smell of poop starts wafting around. When that happens, after we’re done, I tell her, “You must have gotten really excited—for it to smell this much like poop.” The girl turns bright red and gets embarrassed. So I turn red and act embarrassed with her. That’s why I’ve been thanked, but never had anyone fly off the handle at me. Amazing, right!? At least I’m 100,000,000 times better than you, questioner, venting your frustration by talking behind people’s backs (according to the long-established Joe Index).
Your breath, not to mention your private parts and your anus, may smell like sandalwood (can you read that?). But judging from your question, I feel like a bad odor is wafting from your heart. That’s just how it seems, though.
You’re still young and have your whole future ahead of you, so please listen to an old man’s ramblings once in a while.
I’m aware that I’m an older man, and since I’m human, I assume my breath can smell sometimes too. So I’m not just pretending to be okay with it—I genuinely don’t mind.
Women sometimes notice that their own breath smells, too, right? The woman I met yesterday had bad breath when we kissed.
