Papa-katsu assumes that the papa has money, right? So if gorillas ever become richer than papas and learn to communicate with humans, do you think more people would choose gorilla-katsu over papa-katsu?

Well, if that happened, the female gorillas certainly wouldn’t stay quiet. Rich gorillas would naturally be hugely popular in the gorilla world too, so we’d probably see more gorilla PJ girls as well. So, how would human women compete for gorillas? lol If gorilla-katsu really took off, human men whose partners had been stolen by gorillas would have to join the battle too. Unpopular human men would be ignored by absolutely everyone. What a disaster! It’s me.

Don’t say such silly things! Gorillas are covered in hair, so I think it would feel gross even to be held by one. Please stick to jiji-katsu—dating older men—at most, rather than gorilla-katsu.

Yes, I think there would be more of them. But gorillas have preferences too, so the Black Class would probably be lined with gorilla-faced women. The Platinum Class would be more monkey-faced and horse-faced, I suppose. Anyway, women with a distinctly animal-like body odor would end up dominating the top ranks. If their physical abilities were truly the strongest among primates, offers to meet up might come flooding in regardless of their looks. By the way, all gorillas have type B blood. Despite their appearance, apparently they’re premature finishers—the average is said to be 1 minute 36 seconds. They even ranked tenth in a “premature ejaculation ranking of wild animals” (what kind of ranking is that? lol). Among monkeys, orangutans are supposedly the opposite, lasting about an hour. I can totally see that—they seem like they’d be pretty persistent（笑） My apologies to all the orangutan fans out there. Taro

Please watch the movie Planet of the Apes. If you can have an adult relationship with a gorilla as long as you’re paid, other women would probably refuse, so you should be able to make an incredible amount of money. Good for you. Hopefully Earth becomes the Planet of the Gorillas soon.