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May 26, 2023 03:32
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You’re being way too forceful
Because we burn with a passion that’s almost forbidden,
I can feel the meaning of being alive
In the tears of someone in love, a faint glimmer of hope appears
A subtle fragrance drifts from the girl in love
Next year feels so far away
I don’t really know about that yet
So hold me tight right here, right now?
Ah, you’re amazing—absolutely amazing
Still going strong in my seventies
I’m no amateur when it comes to papa-katsu (compensated dating in Japan)
Going all the way with an old man like this
A criminal act with a sweet young woman
Will we get caught by the dating club?
These days, it’s nothing more than a masturbation club
3 answers
🏅 大阪の昼寝引きこもりトレーダー
スペ90以下のひとを厚く囲い込み、一生面倒見て実質一夫多妻で大切にしたい独身です。
Age: 50s
👨 Male
Universe member
So it’s a song called “Hug Me Right Away,” then.
Other
For someone in their 70s to be listening to °C-ute, I’ll give you credit for trying, but it does feel a little off somehow.
And quoting the lyrics without even turning them into a parody is just painfully lame.
Good luck with your masturbation club, Grandpa.
If you have the money, maybe a lifelike sex doll would be a good option.
Since you can’t just throw it away as-is, you might get a different kind of thrill by having a simulated experience of dismemberment and disposing of a body—enough to get your heart racing despite your age.
Taro
🏅 倶楽部女性のご主人様に潤いを!
Mパパ、永遠の交際継続中!
B1タイプ〜A寄りパパです!
会う度大人は嫌と感じる方………ご相談ください。
Age: Private
👨 Male
Universe member
It might be a little difficult given your age…
Wouldn’t it be fine to just stay with the masturbation club as it is…?
Oops, I already answered, but Maezawa, feel free to hide it.