They say a man’s sense of responsibility shows in how he ends a relationship, and this is so true my head feels like it’s about to fall off! I’m jealous of the person Mac gave ¥10,000,000 to when they parted ways.

> I’d like to know how I can become the kind of woman who receives ¥10,000,000 when parting ways. Even if you become that kind of woman, you won’t receive it unless you meet a man who feels you’re worth paying ¥10 million for. So I think you also need the luck to meet someone like that. When you think about it that way, luck seems important too. You need to be able to date such a man, while also being the kind of woman who makes him want to give you ¥10 million.

Let me tell you about the most memorable breakup of my 27 years. I started dating someone I met online—a 24-year-old NEET—who said he wanted to keep in touch every day. I didn’t have a phone at the time, so I told him, “I don’t have a phone, but if you lend me one, we can talk every day. But you can’t get money if you’re not working, so I’d really like you to start going to the employment office first. ❤” I encouraged him to go, and he ended up getting a qualification and finding a job. His phone arrived too. We only met once—for dinner—and then I broke up with him immediately. Even now, I think, “Wow, I really contributed to society as a young girl.” But just now I realized that, looking back, it was halfway to compensated dating, wasn’t it? Well, I guess the statute of limitations has run out. Anyway, what I’m trying to say is that when you can have a relationship that benefits the other person’s life, I feel like I managed to have a truly wonderful breakup. Honestly, I’m kind of proud of it. I helped reduce the number of NEETs! lol

Did you actually read the blog before sharing your thoughts?? If all you care about is money, please look elsewhere.

I’m terrible at breaking things off, too. The only time I think I handled it well was with a woman in a monthly arrangement who had just landed a contract with a major talent agency. I spent a ton of money supporting her success, then told her: “From here on, I want you to walk on your own two feet. But if your journey ever comes to an end, you can always come back.” It was such an unbelievably cheesy line, but it made her burst into tears, and that’s how we parted ways. Other than that, I’m seriously terrible at it. I guess I really don’t understand women’s feelings at all, and I don’t have the tact for it—even if I offer a generous allowance.