Kida, the representative, will answer as well.
I’m truly sorry for making you uncomfortable.
At the same time, I was very surprised.
That’s because the wording of our female member introductions often receives praise from many different people. I had taken those compliments at face value all this time.
And if what you wrote is true, then I feel proud that our staff have faithfully followed my instructions and what you might call our spirit.
It’s a matter of values, and our current club comments are still a work in progress, but—
When it comes to talking down to people, I can’t compete with you.
I’m honestly frustrated.
Your writing is also difficult to understand, and as someone with limited brains like me, I really don’t get what you’re saying.
I do have one policy that hasn’t changed.
The reason we publish columns, blogs, and Q&A content like this within our website’s domain is simple: SEO. It’s called content marketing. Every club website does it.
Because the goal is SEO, we have to sprinkle target keywords throughout the text five to eight times. That’s why words like “mistress,” “dating,” and “club” get repeated for no real reason.
And a year ago, it actually worked. The internet was flooded with meaningless romance manuals—articles that looked like they had been outsourced through CrowdWorks and mass-produced by outside writers for 2,000 yen apiece.
“Man, this is such garbage.”
That’s what I thought, looking down on them.
If we have to sell our souls for SEO, then fine—we don’t need to rank highly. What users actually want to read, what constitutes valuable content, is what our staff have felt, what frustrated them, what they learned, what they worked hard on, and what they failed at.
That has always been my policy.
If there were a staff member in our company writing club comments like:
“Her refined appearance and beautiful, innocent eyes reveal her profound intelligence and excellent upbringing. Please enjoy the contrast between Ms. ○○’s cultured conversation and her nighttime persona.”
—I’d dropkick them. (In my imagination.)
Is there anything interesting about reading such pointless comments?
If it were me, I’d write something like:
“When Ms. ○○ walked into the room, I thought, ‘I’m not going to be fooled.’ That silky-smooth fringe is proof she’s putting on an act. There’s no way I’m going to fall for such an obvious good-girl routine!
But just as I started thinking, ‘Well, she does have a great figure, so maybe she’s actually a nice girl,’ she—”
Did we write “luxury” somewhere?
Whenever I find wording like that, I immediately tell the creative and marketing teams to remove it. There may still be some left somewhere.
We don’t care about putting up a “luxury” sign anyway.
“You speak so arrogantly, like you don’t even work in the service industry.”
That part is pretty outrageous.
Are you the type who makes a convenience-store clerk get down on their knees and apologize the moment you let your guard down? Maybe you have some trauma from being bullied in high school?
Our lives depend on both our female and male members.
But if either the members or the management were missing, we’d still be in trouble. So how can you casually write things here that demean our female members? Are you out of your mind?
Please try using your brain—one that hasn’t been completely clouded by sexual desire—and think about it properly.
The quality of our club—or rather, the quality of my thinking—is obviously poor. That’s why I work until three in the morning and keep pushing myself.
But calling women tools? Are you an idiot?
Please use that brain, clouded by sexual desire and crawling with worms, to properly consider how the female members reading this will feel.
Mr. Concerned, I recommend that you leave Universe as soon as possible and transfer to one of those supposedly high-minded(笑) dating clubs.
