Everyone seems to be having so much fun over spring break.

Maezawa from the CEO’s office here. What is this supposed to be? Maybe she wrote it to brag, but there are so many things to pick apart that it doesn’t really come across as much of a brag. If you’re going to brag, at least say something like: “My papa bought me a Ferrari. I’m so grateful to him.” Also, I’d thought that women these days weren’t especially interested in sports cars. They’re hard to get in and out of, not particularly comfortable to ride in, cramped inside, and have low roofs. “At least say you’ve got a mobile suit hidden in the basement!”

I’m Meg, a female member. You’re writing this here because you can’t tell anyone else, right…? You must be feeling pretty smug about dating a papa like that—“Look at me!” sort of thing.

I’m Flag Maker, a columnist. What is this feeling of irritation? I don’t know, I’m just annoyed. Flag Maker is almost 37. Why is that? There’s just something about this question… It’s making me so annoyed!! LOL > Kazu This is a reference to a comedy bit by Japanese comedian Asako Ito: “Minami Asakura, 38. I wonder why… Ever since Minami turned 30… I’ve been getting so annoyed!!” You can find it on YouTube by searching “Asakura Minami iraira suru.” LOL It’s a fairly old joke, so I imagine it was hard to understand. Sorry—it was just a joke. m(_ _)m

I’m a male member using the name “Paper Airplane.” What car will pick you up? We’ll tour the cherry blossoms around town, search for hidden blooms, and relax in an open-air bath.

I’m Kazu, a male member. I find it fascinating that someone can feel or say something about being driven around in someone else’s Benz or Ferrari when they don’t think much of their own Benz or Ferrari. And Ferrari is a car that’s fun to drive, so all I can think is, “What are you talking about from the passenger seat?” You should wait until you’ve borrowed one and driven it around a racetrack before getting excited about riding in a Ferrari. As you said, if birds of a feather flock together, then that papa (a male supporter) must be a shallow, showy person too. A spring-like date would be cherry-blossom viewing in a park（笑） As an aside: when it comes to expensive sports cars, people tend to see you as more intellectual if you drive a Porsche rather than a Ferrari. So next time you’re bragging, saying “Porsche” instead of “Ferrari” might make your papa seem more intelligent. Personally, though, I prefer Ferraris. > @Flag Maker People who write things like this are usually misjudging their own worth and trying to take out their pent-up frustration on other people, so getting annoyed means you’re playing right into their hands. I think it’s more fun to tease them casually and make them even more irritated. I don’t watch comedy, so sorry for giving such a serious reply.