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Nov 12, 2021 10:08
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PJ: “Osaka, were you actually taking that seriously?
No way! You weren’t, right?”
Osaka: “Uh… yeah… (・.・;) That’s right! Of course not! Hahaha, I knew exactly what you meant.”
PJ: “Right〜 No way, huh〜 lol. Your face looked pretty serious for a second, though lol. Glad it was just a misunderstanding lol.
Huh? What did you just hide behind your back? What is it? What? lol”
Osaka: “Hey! Stop it! I’m not hiding anything—ah! Give that back! Wait, you don’t have to open it!”
PJ: “What is this〜 lol A necklace? For me〜 lol Thank you〜 Wait, it still has the price tag on it lol. It says 16,000 yen lol. That’s hilarious〜”
Osaka: “I told you, it’s not that! I was thinking of asking you to list it on Mercari for me! Hahaha. It’s obviously not a present! Hahaha. This is actually hilarious〜”
Osaka: “I told you, it’s not that—it’s sweat! My eyes are just sweating. I’m a sweaty guy, that’s all. Hahaha.”
It’s been getting a little chilly in the mornings and evenings. Everyone, dress warmly so you don’t catch a cold.
Age: Private
👨 Male
Universe member
I’m Kazu, a male member.
As Mac and Joe have said, there are quite a few exceptions. The person who asked the question also left open the possibility that this may be fairly common, saying, “Isn’t it likely?”
Of course, I think there are many cases where men genuinely believe the act or misunderstanding is real.
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I’m Aya, a female member.
Unless you genuinely get into it, you can’t have an enjoyable relationship. Even with Johnny’s idols, being a “real-life romantic” fan seems more fun, doesn’t it? You enjoy falling for someone you could never actually be with—that’s the real appeal of papa-katsu (compensated dating in Japan).
🏅 手コキ評論家
入会して8年。いまだ彷徨中です
Age: 60s
👨 Male
Universe member
It’s Joe.
As you say, I also think it’s often just the man misunderstanding the situation. That said, Joe suspects there are quite a few exceptions.
People of both genders often ask questions here in a very definitive way, but it seems their conclusions are based on their own feelings and the relationships within a mere 30-centimeter radius.
For example, over the past three years, Joe has made offers to around 50 women. Of those, five went into full-on romantic mode, saying here, “I’ve met my soulmate!” (Needless to say, Joe was not the person they were talking about.) Based on Joe’s research, women have about a 10% chance of becoming genuinely serious.
That may be hard for you to believe, and of course this is only Joe’s research—not something certified by JARO. Still, if you insist on making sweeping conclusions based solely on your own feelings, you’ll end up looking like a brainless old hag. Do be careful!
🏅 プロおぢ。ほんとはプロパパと名乗りたいけど名乗るほどの実力がない名古屋の汚っさんです。
Age: Private
👨 Male
Universe member
I’m a “loser guy” among the male members.
I’ve already introduced my “ace”—the girl everyone loves to hate—to one of the men I’m considering as a marriage partner.
He’s an ultra-high-spec guy:
An academically outstanding Ivy League graduate × tall and handsome.
His personality is impeccable, and he’s not a womanizer either.
But earlier this week, she looked lonely and said to me:
“I want to be with you forever, Loser Guy.”
Of course, I believe her.
This is how my ace skillfully deceives me, keeps me under her control, and gets a generous allowance from me—but I’m perfectly fine with that.
Even if it’s all an act, I feel amazing.
So, questioner, you should aim to become an actress like my ace and milk men for all they’re worth.
Just don’t ever say, “It was all an act.” Take it to your grave. m(｡>__<｡)m
🏅 倶楽部女性のご主人様に潤いを！
Mパパ、永遠の交際継続中！
B1タイプ〜A寄りパパです！
会う度大人は嫌と感じる方………ご相談ください。
Age: Private
👨 Male
Universe member
I’m Kamihikōki, a male member.
The misunderstanding and the act only work because he takes it seriously.
Men who get the wrong idea and women who make them think that way are fundamentally different creatures.
🏅 大阪の昼寝引きこもりトレーダー
スペ90以下のひとを厚く囲い込み、一生面倒見て実質一夫多妻で大切にしたい独身です。
Age: 50s
👨 Male
Universe member
It’s Seattle.
I’m taking it seriously—*sweating profusely.*
It’s fun, it pays, and it works out well for both of us, right? Oh no, now my eyes are sweating.
If the figure of ¥16,000 made you laugh, you’re officially a regular in the Q&A box. Hahahaha.