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Sep 29, 2021 23:06
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I have a male friend at university who claims he can tell, and it’s gross.
Can any of you other creeps really tell?
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Other
I’m the creepy columnist Shingo Lee (Shingori).
Until fairly recently, you could tell whether a girl had gotten VIO hair removal by how much she spent on beauty treatments. But these days, even girls who don’t seem to spend much on beauty are getting it done.
So I really don’t know anymore...
You can get an idea of what her lower-body hair is like by looking at the hair around her sideburns.
Even I feel creepy answering this question.
A~Dまで一通りオファーの経験あり、多くても月1程度でLINEはスケジュール調整のみ、スマートに無理なく長期交際するスタイルです。
Age: 50s
👨 Male
Universe member
I’m Dai, a male member.
If they have the impression that you’ve been intimate with lots of men, they’re probably just making assumptions—like guessing that you’re completely shaved or groomed.
I get the feeling that a “jungle” is more common among half-Japanese women with strong features, though…
Being able to talk about things like that loudly is something you can only get away with at university.
If you talked that way at work, it would clearly be sexual harassment.
🏅 パパ活歴7年目突入
彼氏/既婚/他パパ/セフレOK/全力応援
Age: 50s
👨 Male
Universe member
I’m Fuu, a column writer.
The person asking this question, who genuinely trusts her male friend from college, sounds like a real piece of work.
X-ray vision?
It might be fun to have him guess the position of your nipples or moles.
Completely exposed.
🏅 大阪の昼寝引きこもりトレーダー
スペ90以下のひとを厚く囲い込み、一生面倒見て実質一夫多妻で大切にしたい独身です。
Age: 50s
👨 Male
Universe member
It’s creepy-creepy Seattle here. Hehe.
I can tell your private parts are a jungle, dear questioner. I just know these things.
I used to masturbate to full-frontal nude photos, so I actually find it sexy when it’s all bushy. Since your pores are pretty noticeable, I’m guessing you keep yourself well-groomed.
But when I make you an offer, I want you to show up with your armpit hair untouched, black as night. Maybe I’ll lick your armpits like Shimi-ken or something—just kidding.
Other
I’m Osaka, a male member.
I mean, most people wouldn’t know, and they’re not interested in that kind of thing anyway. But don’t you have “hairless” written across your forehead or something? It’s gross, so please delete your post already lol.
🏅 あなたの味方
お役に立てれば幸いです。
Age: Private
👨 Male
Universe staff
I’m Maezawa from the CEO’s office, and I’ll answer too.
Rather than creepy, isn’t he some kind of psychic with X-ray vision?
He can see you naked every day, so you’d better be careful.
He’s probably able to see everything inside your bag too, including how much money you have in your wallet.
How can you even have a conversation with someone like that?
Wait, could you be…
John Titor?
The person who came from 2036 and posted about future events on an online forum around the year 2000?
After lying low for 20 years, have you finally returned here?
Age: Private
👨 Male
Universe member
I’m Kazu, a male member.
I’m not creepy, so I wouldn’t know(笑)
I thought people only said things like that up until middle school.