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Jun 2, 2021 07:35
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The ones that stuck with me were a 19-year-old who said, “I want to have sex with a Korean idol singer. To make that happen, I want to get plastic surgery in Korea as soon as possible. I’m looking for a papa who can cover the cost,” and a 48-year-old who said, “I realized it was dangerous that I was getting turned on by my son’s underwear. I’d always had fantasies of becoming a prostitute, so I decided to take the plunge and sign up. My favorite food is hamburg steak.”
(The least interesting one was, “Saving money is my hobby. I don’t spend it.”)
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Maezawa from the president’s office here, answering as well.
> “The least interesting answer was, ‘My hobby is saving money. I don’t spend it.’”
Really?
“I enjoy saving money” sounds very Japanese to me.
It’s a product of Japan’s education system. That’s precisely why Japan—a country with one of the largest national debts in the world—hasn’t gone bankrupt. (lol)
(People are saving up an amount equivalent to that debt.)
I think having saving money as a hobby is perfectly fine, though. It’s very quintessentially Japanese.
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I’m Paper Airplane, a male member.
> “No mucous membrane contact. Only offer if you’re a seriously submissive slave.”
That makes me want to send an offer.
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I’m Nanana Ayase, a female member.
A K-pop idol… I’d say at least 100 million yen, maybe? LOL
My child is an artist, so I’m saving up for expenses to help them pursue their dream, such as studying abroad in Monaco or Russia.
If I had a little more money, I’d be able to pay for more lessons for them…
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I’m Flag Maker, a column writer.
It wasn’t exactly a masterpiece, but there was one woman who said she was doing it “to find an extremely wealthy marriage partner.” Still, she later said, “It wasn’t really what I expected” (lol).
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Seattle.
That’s interesting—it reminded me of the book *Oshi, Moyu*. If it were an underground idol (are there Korean ones too?), maybe there’d be a slim chance. With BTS, they probably wouldn’t do it unless I paid around a billion yen. Even then, I’m sure there’d be ladies willing to pay.
Not quite as interesting, but I came across a demure-looking woman whose profile said:
“No mucosal contact. Offers accepted only from hardcore M-slaves.”
I almost sent her an offer without thinking.