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May 18, 2021 16:00
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But most women are perfectly fine giving oral…
I don’t quite understand why a woman might be okay with oral but not with a Magikarp kiss.
Also, is kissing after receiving cunnilingus a no-go too?
(While I’m at it.)
I’d appreciate your advice, as it would help me improve my relationships.
6 answers
🏅 あなたの味方
お役に立てれば幸いです。
Age: Private
👨 Male
Universe staff
I’ll answer as Maezawa from the CEO’s office.
> “I don’t really understand why a woman might be okay with oral but not a Koiking kiss.”
I think you don’t understand because you’re not putting yourself in her shoes. You should go back and start over.
You’re ten years too early!
(Akira Yuki)
Other
I’m Aya, a female member.
You’re seriously disgusting. I’m glad I didn’t match with you. My papas never do anything like that—they make me feel good with perfectly normal, reaaaaally nice kisses. If you can’t even kiss normally, then don’t do it at all. Ugh, gross!!
Other
What are you talking about? Fellatio and a “Magikarp kiss” aren’t things you can compare side by side.
Basically, imagine someone else’s saliva smeared all over you, drying around your mouth and nose. Saliva smells even worse once it dries.
With fellatio, sure, some people produce a lot of pre-ejaculate, but it’s not like fluid is constantly oozing from the entire penis. After taking a shower, it’s smooth and clean, right? So I sometimes wonder how anyone could find my saliva unpleasant.
Honestly, I don’t really like kissing after cunnilingus either (lol). Sorry. But they did it for me, so if my partner wants to kiss, I do it with a feeling of gratitude.
Marika
By the way, the campaign to eradicate “Magikarp kisses”?! isn’t something I’m leading or encouraging. It reflects the opinions of many of the women who read this site! I wasn’t the one who started saying it, so please don’t misunderstand.
🏅 40歳でリアル異世界転生したオッサン l 元金融マン → 現AI界隈
出張ホストの実技試験合格してるので、対女性への無難な前戯とかマナーに一定の知見あり。
Age: 40s
👨 Male
Universe member
I’m Flagmaker, a column writer.
Oh, I kiss her after going down on her, lol. I’ll try this too sometime and add an update after seeing how women react.
🏅 大阪の昼寝引きこもりトレーダー
スペ90以下のひとを厚く囲い込み、一生面倒見て実質一夫多妻で大切にしたい独身です。
Age: 50s
👨 Male
Universe member
Seattle.
The sense of smell is in the nose, after all.
Well, since it’s still going on, I assume you’re receiving proper compensation.
🏅 倶楽部女性のご主人様に潤いを!
Mパパ、永遠の交際継続中!
B1タイプ〜A寄りパパです!
会う度大人は嫌と感じる方………ご相談ください。
Age: Private
👨 Male
Universe member
I’m Paper Airplane, a male member.
W-wait, seriously??
That’s incredible.
Basically, both are a no-go. Especially for someone like you, who hasn’t really given it much thought…
Could it be that you’re able to take into your own mouth what was released into a woman’s mouth?