I’m a male member, but haven’t there been a ton of new female members joining over the past few days? What happened?

I’m in Seattle. There are definitely a lot of 18-year-olds signing up who seem to have been waiting until they graduated high school. My biological daughter is 19, so I’ve finally reached the point where some of the women on here are younger than her. Even though I no longer live there, I keep getting tons of direct mail about coming-of-age ceremonies.

I’m Kazu, a male member. I logged into the members’ page excited to see what was there, but it wasn’t anything special, so I quickly closed it and spent some time chatting with my partner on LINE instead. She’s really good about keeping me company on LINE, so I’m starting to feel like I should give her a LINE allowance.

I’m Taro, one of the male members. I imagine it went something like this: There was a box full of unprocessed cases, and one day the boss noticed it was overflowing and yelled, “What the hell are you doing? Get to work, idiot!” The person then tried to defend himself with excuses like, “I’m sorry! I was delayed because I had another important case, but I was just about to take care of it!” and somehow managed to process everything at lightning speed. At first I thought the person asking the question was just stupid, but after answering, I started wondering if this might actually be an improv-comedy prompt. So, I’ll leave this case to the other veteran answerers. I look forward to your responses.