After watching DiCaprio in “The Wolf of Wall Street,” I jumped into a dating club because I wanted to live that kind of life. I’m amazed at how much better I perform at work the more I spend on dating. I wish I’d discovered this sooner. Are there any members who feel the same way?

Kida, the club’s representative, will answer this one. That scene where he drives a Ferrari while completely high and then beats someone to a pulp was pretty wild, wasn’t it? DiCaprio is really good at those kinds of roles—people who are high, boys with developmental disabilities, and so on. Your question was: “Are there any members who feel the same way?” Since no male members have responded in agreement, perhaps there aren’t any. Personally, I don’t think many people who repeatedly take huge risks in life and swing between spectacular success and failure tend to join a dating club. What do you think? This is a members-only club that expects proper conduct—one drunk-driving incident, for example, and you’re immediately expelled. So if you’re a reckless gambler with a natural talent for making money, you’re probably doing 10P in Yoshiwara or hosting orgies in a penthouse at Roppongi Hills. In that case, Universe Club would be the wrong choice. That said, if you’re achieving results in your work, then that’s great.