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Apr 30, 2020 23:48
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I’m a fan of the Universe blog and had been looking forward to each update, so I was disappointed when it went on hiatus. Then I found out that the experts had gathered on this forum, so I ended up reading through everything in one go. I’ve been really enjoying the casual exchanges.
Anyway, I’m a woman considering joining. I’d love to hear about any unexpected failures or bad experiences you’ve had through meetings arranged here—including complaints, shocking incidents, unusual situations, and the like.
I’d be grateful to hear perspectives from both men and women.
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Meg
Female
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🏅 修行の身
光と影
Age: 50s
👩 Female
Former Universe member
I’m Meg, a female member.
At this point, this place is basically a column, lol.
Oh—there were some brutally honest answers that weren’t funny at all… yikes.
Other
I’m Saito, a columnist.
Through papa-katsu (compensated dating in Japan), I’ve seen several women lose their lives.
🏅 40歳でリアル異世界転生したオッサン l 元金融マン → 現AI界隈
出張ホストの実技試験合格してるので、対女性への無難な前戯とかマナーに一定の知見あり。
Age: 40s
👨 Male
Universe member
I’m Flag Maker, a columnist.
This is about a time I became intimate with a woman who was considering cosmetic surgery.
My foreplay usually moves from top to bottom: ① kissing → ② breasts → ③ legs, and so on. That day, too, we went from kissing to her breasts, and while I was eagerly licking them, she suddenly asked:
“Would it be okay if I got cosmetic surgery?”
(Is this what I think it is!?)
(Does this mean I have to say, “I’ll pay for the surgery,” or we can’t go any further!?)
I froze right in front of her breasts. I was too scared to lift my head and make eye contact, so instead, while staring at her nipple from point-blank range, I asked:
“…By the way, that costs around ○○ thousand yen, right…?”
“Yeah.”
All I wanted was to lick the nipple right in front of me, so I instantly decided I’d pay.
“…If I paid in installments instead of all at once, would that… maybe be okay…?”
I answered nervously and completely seriously while staring at her nipple. Actually, I was answering the nipple.
Then she burst out laughing.
“No, that’s not what I meant! I was asking whether you’d continue dating me even after I got cosmetic surgery! Haha.”
You really picked the worst possible time to ask that! I haven’t felt that nervous in ages. lol
🏅 倶楽部女性のご主人様に潤いを!
Mパパ、永遠の交際継続中!
B1タイプ〜A寄りパパです!
会う度大人は嫌と感じる方………ご相談ください。
Age: Private
👨 Male
Universe member
I’m a male member going by “Paper Airplane.”
For an online date, I asked about the allowance for dinner only and was told it was eight to ten times the usual amount. There was no point in meeting in the first place, but I went ahead and met her anyway… And honestly, I didn’t feel she was worth that much…
Another girl is Type A, and with online dating, she says she can’t go for a drive or karaoke on the first date—or even during the first two or three meetings. Apparently, even holding hands is completely out of the question… And yet, I’m afraid of myself for still feeling like I might meet her anyway…
🏅 手コキ評論家
入会して8年。いまだ彷徨中です
Age: 60s
👨 Male
Universe member
I’m Joe, a column writer.
First, the failure story.
She wasn’t someone I met here, but a woman in the entertainment industry. Just when things were about to move forward, she asked to double the allowance. Even though I agreed to her terms, she put her clothes back on after taking them off and calmly left the room. Of course, she made sure to take the envelope full of money with her. I had to laugh.
Nobody asked, but here’s the “sex—no, success” story.
I knew she was an erotic woman, but I had no idea she was a pervert on the same wavelength as Joe. Despite COVID, we’re enjoying some truly suggestive time together. No, there’s no need to worry—it’s all over Zoom. (苦笑)