This isn’t really a question, so I think it should be hidden, but since Makeotoko and Mac have already answered, should we just leave it as is…?
Speaking of which, in *Todai Icchokusen*, Todai-dori apparently tried to show off his nerdy side by saying things like, “I was top of my class with 800 points at my previous school.”
But he just looks like an idiot and a pervert.
Then, when the exam results were announced, Todai-dori mistook “1 point overall, ranked 800th” for “800 points, ranked first”…
I guess people who make weird boasts are usually like that.
Oh? This is the same ID as the most recent question, and this is the third question from it. So, are you the real TOP GUN?
Do you mainly post from two places—the office and home? It looks like most of your questions come from two different IDs.
Since the ID is the same, Mac-san was successfully lured in. Congratulations.
How about having a roundtable discussion with staff from Universe Club? Maybe the three of you, including Mayu Teratsuji.
Mayu Teratsuji—are you watching?
> And I’m not Make-Otoko-san.
Writing that is basically like declaring, “I am Make-Otoko,” you know? If you really have a papa-katsu deviation score of 75, try proving convincingly that you’re TOP GUN.
Still, I was able to witness two people take a full swing at the ball TOP GUN threw and spectacularly hit themselves with it, so I think the event was successful enough.
> Apparently, only 0.1% of men in their 60s have sex every day. That means a deviation score of over 80. Yay.
Mac-san might be the best in Japan. I think he could get into Harvard—not just the University of Tokyo—as a scholarship student with his tuition fully covered.
When I met him about three years ago, I was seeing around 15 people a month too, but now it’s more like 10...
When it comes to TOP GUN in papa-katsu (compensated dating in Japan), I can’t really think of a good comparison. Maybe it’s like winning first prize in an elementary school book-report contest. You could say, “Oh, wow, that’s impressive,” but somehow you’d still feel, “No, that’s not quite it.”
Anyway, if there’s another cruising party, have fun playing TOP GUN with Mr. Loser. You could strap airplane wings to your back and fly around going, “Vroom!” Now that I think about it, it’s kind of like Naoya Ogawa’s airplane pose.
I’m just doing papa-katsu normally and quietly. People can be pretty harsh and cold toward papa-katsu, so I feel like I’m sneaking along a back road.
You know how some people lower their cars until they’re practically scraping the ground? Maybe it’s like that—competing over whose car gets closer to the pavement.
“Papa-katsu General” actually feels more fitting. Would you dislike that? Something like, “Hearken, all ye who stand afar, and look well if you dare come near! I am a resident of Kobe…” It has the same innocent, childlike quality as being the “neighborhood boss,” not in a bad way. It reminds me of when we played Astro Boy in kindergarten and fought over who got to be Astro Boy. Nostalgic.
TOP GUN, huh? Tom Cruise was getting older but still giving it his all in the second movie. So I suppose, in the sense of “I’ve still got it,” it might be a fitting title for a papa-katsu papa.
Still, rather than having people call themselves that, wouldn’t it be better if Universal officially selected and honored around ten TOP GUNs every year? If you’re going to give yourself a title, “Papa-katsu General” is probably better.
If I became a Universal-approved TOP GUN, I’d want them to put ads on a truck and parade me around town like a host. Though I’m sure people would throw stones at me.
Today, I came after having sex with the girl who stayed over last night, and then came again around lunchtime, so that makes twice already.
At my age, I figured that many times would put me pretty high on the deviation-score scale, so I looked it up and found the Jex Japan Sex Survey 2020. Apparently, only 0.1% of men in their sixties have sex every day. That means I’m over deviation score 80. Yay.
