I’m Kobe’s TOP GUN, with a papa-katsu score of 75.

Here’s what the cruising party was like that day. I’m not the person who posted the answer, but someone had questions, so I’ll respond. As for the whole “getting stranded on a deserted island after being caught in a storm” scenario— you’d want to prove you’re a true man even in a world without money, right? At an event hosted by a certain paid-drinking app, I once took first place nationwide. Naturally, I completely overwhelmed the power balance on the boat, and it seems a few of the men were left holding back tears. Around 8 p.m., I held an after-party and was raising glasses with three beautiful women I’d met. Sorry for being too popular. Thinking of those guys, perhaps someone like me shouldn’t have attended… But even I, who had come from a distant part of the country, knew the taste of tears. If used skillfully, the desire to show off can be as captivating as a peacock’s feathers. I’m only talking about peacocks, of course. Q.E.D. Case closed.