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Oct 5, 2024 05:32
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I’m Kobe’s Top Gun, with a papa-katsu rating of 75.
I’m planning to attend today’s cruising party. Do you think I should bring motion-sickness medication?
3 answers
🏅 プロおぢ。ほんとはプロパパと名乗りたいけど名乗るほどの実力がない名古屋の汚っさんです。
Age: Private
👨 Male
Universe member
One of my monthly arrangements will be attending. She’s young and cute, so please match with her and be generous with the allowance.
I’ll be keeping my own participation a secret.
> Should I bring some motion sickness medicine?
If you’re worried, you should take some beforehand. It starts at 5 p.m., so take it around 3:30, then board.
🏅 日没を遅らせる唯一の方法は日没に向かって走り続けることだ
名古屋支店登録で、男性会員としての登録名もマックさんです。コラム多数書いてますのでよろしければご参照ください。20代の細身女性が好みで逆オファーには前向きです。経験無いまたは少ない方大歓迎。
Age: 60s
👨 Male
Universe member
Hello, fake Top Gun.
The real one doesn’t use katakana—it’s written as TOP GUN.
I searched the ID, and since there’s no history of past questions, I’m guessing this is one of those people who keeps changing IDs. The legitimate TOP GUN’s questions are the five below:
https://universe-club.jp/help/questions/view/13823
https://universe-club.jp/help/questions/view/13731
https://universe-club.jp/help/questions/view/13718
https://universe-club.jp/help/questions/view/13689
https://universe-club.jp/help/questions/view/13689
If you need motion-sickness medication, I don’t think you should be getting on a boat in the first place.
Though I suppose there’s also the question of whether it’s any better to take ED medication and ride a girl.
Were you perhaps trying to provoke him by appearing as a fake, hoping the real person would show up so you could find out whether he’d be coming on today’s cruise?
If so, I completely missed the point and butted in where I wasn’t wanted. Sorry.
Actually, it would be funny if the questioner were a woman currently seeing TOP GUN and didn’t want to run into him on the cruise. LOL
If that’s the case, she’d be the girl he told, “I post questions under the name TOP GUN.”
The questions themselves are from two years ago, so rather than currently dating him, she may have been seeing him back then and broken things off for some reason since then.
Is she asking because she wants to see TOP GUN, or because she doesn’t want to see him?
It’s fun imagining all the possibilities.
🏅 手コキ評論家
入会して8年。いまだ彷徨中です
Age: 60s
👨 Male
Universe member
Maybe you’re joking, but based on this question alone, I really can’t believe you have an academic score of 75. Sorry.