What have papa-katsu girls done that completely melted your middle-aged heart? Was there ever something a girl did that made you think, “I’d be okay with her telling me what to do”?

I’ve never been completely swept off my feet, but I get it—it’s one of the best parts of this lifestyle. I haven’t been totally captivated yet either, though I do get little heart-fluttering moments now and then, lol. It really comes down to what they say and do. It might just be lip service, but things like: “I wanted to see you.” “I wanted to be with you.” “We’re really compatible.” “I came again.” “See? I always finish the moment you’re inside.” While holding me there: “This feels amazing.” “More, more.” “Keep going.” Just hearing “That feels good” in the moment, having her wrap her arms around my waist during missionary, feeling accepted, lol, or having her give me a “cleanup” blowjob afterward… When my need for validation gets satisfied, I’m like, “I’m gonna fall for her!” lol. I’m pretty simple that way.

If she said, with teary eyes and an upward gaze, “I really did like you—even if it was just an act. I even thought I could marry you,” my wallet strings would fly right open.

As part of my wife’s fertility treatment, I had to provide a semen sample at the gynecology clinic. I ejaculated into a clear plastic container and handed it to a female staff member, but when she held the warm, freshly produced sample up to the light and examined it closely, I couldn’t help imagining her saying: “Isn’t this a bit scant? What’s going on here?” I kind of wished she’d insult me like that.