The PJ I’ve been seeing for the past two years told me she wants to end things within the next six months.

There was a Japanese YouTuber living overseas who recommended Dubai. If you can speak English, I don’t think you’ll have much trouble. I’ve never been there myself, though… I’ll also add ChatGPT’s response. The best country to move to depends on each person’s needs and preferences, but several countries are generally popular destinations for relocation. Here are some examples: Canada: Canada offers a high standard of living, quality healthcare, a stable political environment, and a multicultural society. It also has well-established policies and programs that welcome immigrants. Australia: Australia is also attractive for its high standard of living and beautiful natural environment. Its education and healthcare systems are well-developed, and people from many different cultures live there. New Zealand: New Zealand is known for its beautiful natural surroundings, stable social systems, and low crime rate. It also welcomes immigrants and offers a range of programs for families. Switzerland: Switzerland is appealing because of its high standard of living and stable economy. It also has advanced healthcare and education systems, although the cost of living is relatively high. Singapore: Singapore is a popular destination for people moving to Asia. It offers a stable political environment, an excellent education system, and a multilingual society. These countries are generally popular among immigrants, but the best choice depends on each person’s circumstances and priorities. Careful research and consideration are necessary to choose a country that suits your needs and preferences.

The idea that “Japan’s future is bleak” has quite a long history. People have probably been saying it ever since the desperate 1990s after the bubble burst. It belongs in the same category as the Tokai Offshore Earthquake and Mount Fuji erupting. Earthquakes do happen eventually, so I’d say the Tokai Offshore Earthquake is the frontrunner—but I have no idea what race we’re talking about. I thought making relocation the whole premise was pretty stupid. Sorry. You should simply live wherever you actually want to live. If you speak English, your options are relatively open anyway. A woman I used to date also moved abroad—first from Thailand to South Africa, and now she’s in Spain. She disliked Japan and decided to live in Thailand because she’d visited and liked it there. She had a strong sense of direction, so I don’t think she consulted anyone else, including me. Anyway, assuming that premise, if I had to recommend one place from a man’s perspective, it would have to be Oman in the Middle East. Oman has enormous potential. The average age of its citizens is 29. Japan’s, by the way, has passed 50—so people in their 40s are young! And more than anything, if you live in Oman, you become an “Oman girl.” I can’t imagine reaching greater heights as a woman. It’s like a monk aspiring to reach Gandhara. Men could also aim for Guatemala, but there’s too much noise there. Oman, where you can become exactly what you’re meant to be, is a dream country. Since we’re going to break up anyway, why not say something amusing at the end? The women will leave after we break up, but we’ll still be here forever. lol Taro

If you have substantial financial assets, you’ll have plenty of options when it comes to choosing where to relocate. The UAE, Singapore, and so on. Among countries that welcome immigrants, Japanese people still have a pretty high international reputation. I mean, isn’t this whole situation kind of weird? Is she testing you? Or using it as an excuse to break up with you? — It’s me

If it were me, I’d say, “Wait—you’re talking about moving abroad and breaking up even though you haven’t decided where you’d move to?” If you’re actually planning to relocate, there would be visa issues to consider too. I think they’re probably just making empty threats and have no real intention of moving. Or maybe they’re only saying it because they want to break up.

I recommend China. Because I prefer jiangshi to zombies and kung fu movies to Western action films.