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Feb 27, 2024 23:31
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What do you think?
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Katase (female) → Kayoko Okubo
Jasmine → Aya Sugimoto
Aya → Yuriko Ishida
Nana Ayase → Haruka Ayase
Meg → Yoko Nogiwa
Paper Airplane → Nozomu Iwao
Kazu → Shinya Takagi
Date Yume → Ryo Kato
It’s Me → Bokuzo Masana
Dai → Tasuku Emoto
Mac → Ryuichi Yoneyama
Seattle → Yoshiaki Yamane
Fuu → Hiroyuki
Nichigetsu-shin → Takashi Tanaka
Joe Rubicon → Donald Trump
Flag Maker → Takeshi Yoshikawa
The member who’s a systems engineer → Teruaki Ishii
Harupiko → Shin Sawada
Taro → Kanata Hongo
Basil → Vladimir Putin
Makeotoko → Yasuhiro Ozato
“It’s Saito!” → Naoki Inada
Honorable mentions:
Kidacchi → Jun Kaname
Maezawa-san → Yusaku Maezawa
6 answers
🏅 ラッキーゴールドの探査技師
関西在住で多趣味です。
最近、筋トレにて、体重は減っていないのに、ウエストは減りまくりで、筋肉の増量と体脂肪の減量との両立を実現しております。
スタンダードクラス、ゴールドクラスで磨くと光りそうな方にオファーすることが多いです。
Age: 40s
👨 Male
Universe member
I can see the Takushi Tanaka resemblance, too.
As for my looks, people used to say I looked like Keizo Kaneie or Hiroshi Nagano from V6.
These days, I’m into playing around with martial arts, and I train every day at four different gyms to improve my skills and physical abilities, so I’m fairly muscular now.
Thanks for making me the subject of a joke(笑).
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🏅 筋は通します、色気も忘れずに
そのような認識はございませんが、誠意は確認いたします(答弁)
Age: Private
👩 Female
Universe member
Thank you for not only including my name but also putting me first (❀ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)⁾⁾ᵖᵉᵏᵒ
I’m honored to be in the “Kayoko Okubo” category. I don’t dislike that feeling of someone who’s tasted both the bitter and sweet sides of life.
Personally, I feel like taking Kayoko Okubo and Kyoko Fukada, averaging them, adding 5, subtracting 6, and then multiplying the result by 25 would give you something pretty close to me.
(Setting the actual math aside—let’s just say I mean the overall vibe… lol)
P.S.
Seattle,
Thank you for suggesting the Kyoko Fukada theory.
And regarding your calculation of “1,225”—I’m honestly humbled that you’ve taken this all the way into exponential territory. I’ll gratefully cherish your assessment that I’m 24.5 times more beautiful.
Topics like this are actually pretty fascinating, because you can see someone’s personality and perspective in who they compare to whom. I think a person’s imagination is where their character really comes through.
🏅 大阪の昼寝引きこもりトレーダー
スペ90以下のひとを厚く囲い込み、一生面倒見て実質一夫多妻で大切にしたい独身です。
Age: 50s
👨 Male
Universe member
Yoshiaki Yamane might actually be pretty accurate, although he has absolutely no muscle.
As for Taro, I think he might be Yutaka Take.
Katase Hin might be Kyoko Fukada.
Ayase Nana is closer to Saki Takaoka.
President Kida, on the other hand, might be like Yusaku Maezawa turned into a tall, handsome guy.
P.S.
If Kyoko Fukada is a 50, then Katase-san is a 1,225—meaning she’s 24.5 times prettier.
🏅 パパ活歴7年目突入
彼氏/既婚/他パパ/セフレOK/全力応援
Age: 50s
👨 Male
Universe member
Thanks, I’m flattered to have been given a name, haha.
“Isn’t that just your opinion?”
I imagined the poor, attention-seeking questioner who keeps spamming the question box because they desperately want attention as
Ayana (Tokai On Air Shibayu’s wife),
haha.
I got it right, didn’t I? I mean personality-wise, haha.
🏅 40歳でリアル異世界転生したオッサン l 元金融マン → 現AI界隈
出張ホストの実技試験合格してるので、対女性への無難な前戯とかマナーに一定の知見あり。
Age: 40s
👨 Male
Universe member
If anything, I’m Naoki Inada.
Other
It was pretty interesting, haha.
Taro