Tips Jan 25, 2022 22:05

I absolutely love Kazu’s comments. I’ve always been a fan of his concise, clear, and cool remarks, thinking he must be incredibly intelligent—but then he brought up “curry that tastes like poop or poop that tastes like curry,” and it was just perfect. Today, it was shortened to “poop-curry question.”

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This isn’t really a question, but I hope you’ll keep answering, too.
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負け男
🏅 プロおぢ。ほんとはプロパパと名乗りたいけど名乗るほどの実力がない名古屋の汚っさんです。
Age: Private 👨 Male Universe member
Kazu, Aya, and Mac are unbelievably smart—almost too smart for me to wrap my head around. Seeing geniuses like them up close makes me realize I have absolutely no desire to make a living through brainwork. I’ll just have to rely on my physical stamina instead (>_<)
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I’m Taro, a male member. I got curious and ended up reading through the previous answers. So the “poop curry question” really hit the spot, huh? (LOL) “Poop curry” does have a nice ring to it—kind of like “intercollegiate.” Not that I’m Mac, but I can’t imagine curry that tastes like poop. I’ve never eaten poop, so I wouldn’t know what it tastes like. Curry that tastes like poop is easier to imagine. In fact, I might have already eaten it. If it were just poop, I’d obviously notice, but if it were curry rice with bits of poop mixed in, there’s no way I’d know. That curry I ate years ago at some grimy little hole-in-the-wall place might have been exactly that. Honestly, even if it was in there, I wouldn’t have noticed. Come to think of it, that shopkeeper from ten years ago was pretty suspicious. Still, I never got sick and I’m alive and well, so all’s well that ends well. I’ve gone completely off track. As for the question: yes, I think Kazu is a wonderful person. Isn’t he a seriously handsome guy? Though I wouldn’t really know since I’ve never met him… Also, for some reason, I get the impression he doesn’t have much body hair. (LOL)
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Kazu, your answers are always consistent and spot-on—I really take my hat off to you m(_ _)m Sometimes your razor-sharp, no-nonsense answers are thrilling too! And “So, what’s your question?” has become a classic\(^o^)/ You’re probably the one upholding the dignity of this Q&A forum, don’t you think?
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前澤(スタッフ)
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🏅 あなたの味方
お役に立てれば幸いです。
Age: Private 👨 Male Universe staff
I’m Maezawa from the CEO’s office, and I’ll answer too. As you said, Kazu seems like a pretty smart guy. He also seems to be kind to women. For example, one female staff member usually heads reluctantly to the counseling service, grumbling, “I have a counseling session with a man coming up, but I really don’t want to go.” But she said she’d be happy to go if it were with Kazu-sama. P.S. Wait, where’s the question here? Please include an actual question next time. Let’s see… where was the Hide button again? Huh? Huh?
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フラグメーカー
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🏅 40歳でリアル異世界転生したオッサン l 元金融マン → 現AI界隈
出張ホストの実技試験合格してるので、対女性への無難な前戯とかマナーに一定の知見あり。
Age: 40s 👨 Male Universe member
I’m Flag Maker, a column writer. Seriously, Kazu, you’re amazing. Your answers are always spot-on, of course, but what’s even more impressive is how many questions you answer. You’ll respond to even the most ridiculous questions, and I’m incredibly grateful for that alone. Ever since you came along, I’ve felt like a weight has been lifted off my shoulders, and I’ve been able to answer freely. Thank you so much.
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I’m Rin, a female member of SALON. I also think Kazu is really quick-witted. I imagine he’s probably quite the go-getter. His answers are always spot-on and delivered so crisply—it’s honestly something I admire!
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カズ
Age: Private 👨 Male Universe member
I’m Kazu, a male member. I was out running and got a late start. Thank you, but please don’t get your hopes up too much (lol). I’m just an ordinary middle-aged guy.
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I love Kazu too. We really hit it off. But I don’t think we’d be compatible in bed, so I won’t make him a reverse offer, haha. Marika
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I’m Nana Ayase ☆ I also think Kazu is a really smart person. Poop curry lol.
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シアトル
🏅 大阪の昼寝引きこもりトレーダー
スペ90以下のひとを厚く囲い込み、一生面倒見て実質一夫多妻で大切にしたい独身です。
Age: 50s 👨 Male Universe member
I’ve met Kazu a few times, and he’s as smart as you’d expect. Why not try making him an offer? Hopefully he lives nearby.
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