Tips Nov 24, 2021 09:32

I’m a woman in my 20s and a pro at last-minute cancellations. I had to cancel again today—sorry, papas. I’m honestly sick pretty often, no joke. Period pain is a given. I kept forgetting to take the pill, so I couldn’t stick with it. Anyone who can remember to take it every day is a genius.

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Aside from period pain, I get a fever at least once a month, and I also get headaches and cough so badly that I lose my voice. I’m genuinely feeling awful, but people still assume I’m just canceling at the last minute because I don’t care. Whatever, I don’t really care anymore. When I’m feeling well, I put a lot of effort into looking cute and meeting them, so cut me some slack—you’re being awfully narrow-minded. What do people who stay healthy and energetic every day do? Do you drink things like Yomeishu? A papa who insists he’s never caught a cold recommended Yomeishu to me. Why is it that older guys never seem to catch colds? Even the papa who caught COVID recovered super quickly. Maybe he’s young on the inside?
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紙ひこうき
🏅 倶楽部女性のご主人様に潤いを!
Mパパ、永遠の交際継続中! B1タイプ〜A寄りパパです! 会う度大人は嫌と感じる方………ご相談ください。
Age: Private 👨 Male Universe member
I used to think that as you got older, you stayed healthy and simply stopped catching colds altogether. But COVID taught me that the opposite may be true: your body is just declining, and it no longer mounts a resistance response like a fever or other symptoms. When you’re young, you sometimes have to miss school or work because you’re sick. Even more so if you’re a woman. I’m Paper Airplane, and I haven’t had a cold in years.
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I’m Nana Ayase♡ If she really keeps canceling at the last minute, she would’ve been forcibly banned by now, wouldn’t she? Are you just an attention seeker writing complaints in the Q&A box because you’re bored? President Kida, you can look into this woman, can’t you? Please put her on a blacklist so that, after being forcibly banned, she can’t operate at other clubs either. It reflects on the club’s reputation. Are you okay with losing male members? From now on, women who repeatedly cancel at the last minute should be blacklisted and their information shared with other clubs. That way, you’ll know when a person to avoid comes to register, right? You should do this so male members don’t get furious and suffer losses. Thank you for your consideration.
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カズ
Age: Private 👨 Male Universe member
I’m Kazu, a male member. If you often forget to take the pill, it might be worth considering getting a Mirena IUD inserted.
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ジョー・ルビコン
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入会して8年。いまだ彷徨中です
Age: 60s 👨 Male Universe member
This is Joe. What a unique question. If it weren’t for the word “joke,” I’d be laughing my head off. I had no idea there was such a category as a “last-minute cancellation pro.” I’m almost 60, and there’s still so much I don’t know.
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負け男
🏅 プロおぢ。ほんとはプロパパと名乗りたいけど名乗るほどの実力がない名古屋の汚っさんです。
Age: Private 👨 Male Universe member
Have you ever heard the saying, “Fools never catch colds”? We papas don’t catch colds because we’re hopeless idiots who offer to take out girls more than 20 years younger than us, genuinely thinking, “Maybe there’s a chance she’ll actually fall for me♡” —A loser guy
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Even if you’re not an older man, most people don’t catch colds that often. Eat three nutritious meals a day—not just high-calorie food—and get plenty of sleep. Though that has nothing to do with menstrual cramps. If you maintain a regular lifestyle, you should be able to take the pill too. There are plenty of smartphone apps that can help you remember. Marika
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