Mac VS Makeo

I’m Dai, a male member. I usually spend around 100,000–200,000 yen a month. It’s rare for anyone to turn me down when I offer 50,000 yen on a pay-per-meeting basis. I’m not feeling well at the moment—not COVID, though—so I may end up spending nothing this month.

Seattle here. I’m only spending ¥300,000 a month. Lately I’ve been having trouble performing, so I’m only seeing a select few. I’ve got one dinner-only arrangement, too. Call it sour grapes, but I’m single, and if I wanted to, I could spend a lot more… *sob sob*

I’ll answer as Maezawa from the CEO’s office. 〇〇 VS 〇〇—now that takes me back. You mean things like: Mazinger Z vs. Devilman Great Mazinger vs. Getter Robo —the kind of matchups that get you excited wondering which of two powerful characters would win. Devilman is made of flesh, so he’s flexible but has low defense. On the other hand, he’s fast, has plenty of attack power, and can fly. Mazinger Z is made of Superalloy Z, so its defense is extremely high. But it’s heavy, so it isn’t very agile and can’t fly—unless you attach the Scrander, of course. So, based on the theory that “if it doesn’t hit you, it doesn’t matter,” Devilman seems to have the advantage. But if an attack happened to land, Devilman would lose immediately, right? Then again, maybe no attack would hit him at all? But when you actually watch these movies, they end up fighting alongside each other anyway... There’s never any conclusion about which one is stronger. If we planned a match between Mac and Make-Otoko, it would probably end with the two of them becoming friends. In the first place, matchups like that are pretty difficult.

I’m Saito, a columnist♪ Mac invited me to comment, so here I am... > Apparently, there are plenty of men who casually pay about 20 times that amount per meeting. > You might as well give up on trying to win or lose. > Besides, isn’t paying less actually the winning side? I think this male member’s answer says it all. I also pay a generous allowance, so I’m on the losing side too. Even so, I’m grateful to the women I’m seeing.

I’m Aya, a female member. For dinner only, probably 9. One papa got angry because I couldn’t go to a hotel that day, so he reduced it to 9. I was scared, so I haven’t seen him since. The highest monthly arrangement I’ve had was around 60. I respect all my papas. Thank you so much, truly.

I’m Makeo, a losing male member. Mack: Standard/Gold, C or D Offers only in Nagoya Makeo: Gold/Platinum/Black, B (occasionally A or C) I make offers across a wide area, from the Hiroshima branch to the Chiba branch. *I’d like to add a girl who speaks Hakata dialect. Our target demographics didn’t overlap to begin with, so there’s no way for us to compete. I’m just a small-time player who occasionally tries to intrude on Saito-san’s territory, gets crushed in seconds, and runs away with my tail between my legs. A Black C woman said in a recent question: “There are plenty of papas who give more allowance than Makeo.” I thought that was wonderful news. If someone like me were at the top, the women would be disappointed, so there really is a Universal Dream. The fact that an actual Black C woman testified that there are countless generous papas is nothing but good news. To answer the question, I give around ¥3 million a month, so I guess I’m about the same as Mack. Probably. I feel like Mack may be a little higher, though. After all, I’m Makeo, so I’m probably losing badly to him. I plan to aim even higher from here, but I’m not interested in the salon. Lately, I’ve become especially hooked on the appeal of Gold, so I’m all about Universe. My ace girl receives ¥[unclear] million a month, plus a company quietly gifted to her. She’s the only one I have a lifelong arrangement with. Whether she gets married or becomes a single mother, I’ll continue to support her. We’ve already made it through the crisis. There are also two women who requested not to receive an allowance, but that only puts pressure on me, and I want to give them an allowance somehow. No-strings arrangements aren’t for me… The reason I talk so openly is that many papa-katsu women wonder, “Do generous papas really exist, or are they just an urban legend?” I became an answerer after passing the club’s strict screening, partly to prove: “They really do exist.” I report every detail of my activities to my representative. I know exactly how much I give each girl. Because I’m Maezawa, of course. Great job with the self-promotion♡ ■Update Saito-san♪ You’re way too cool… Wow, my heart skipped a beat. I’m defeated. Saito-san♪ Let’s definitely go for a drink sometime♪ I’ll contact Maezawa♡

There are apparently plenty of men who will casually pay about 20 times that amount per meeting. Let’s just give up on trying to compete. Besides, isn’t the person who gets less actually the winner? When a woman is extremely popular and receives more than enough, she may also start wanting to meet someone she can relax with and speak honestly to—without an allowance, even bare-faced and dressed in something like pajamas. From a woman’s perspective, unless she meets someone without an allowance, it won’t truly feel healing… I’m like a paper airplane that gets called over to help them blow off steam and rushes straight there. The more popular the woman, the more likely she is to contact someone she can meet casually and say she’d like to see him even without an allowance—because her allowance has kept increasing from the original amount, and so has her stress.

I’m Flag Maker, a column writer. Leaving out freebies, the minimum monthly allowance is ¥30,000.