He apparently wants a threesome, but I don’t know anyone who would join us. Could one of the staff members help us out?

I’m Saito, a column writer ♪ Since the question doesn’t specify who the subject is, I can’t tell whether the questioner is male or female. I also don’t know whether the threesome in question is one man and two women or two men and one woman. ・If the questioner is male There are surely women who are into that or curious about it, so try making lots of offers and see what you find. That way, finding someone to fill the spot should be quick. From my perspective, once you become comfortable with someone, there are probably quite a few women like that. ・If the questioner is female If the man doesn’t have the ability to handle the situation, it’ll only lead to trouble. You should question his papa-katsu level. ・If the questioner is simply interested in the staff member I don’t understand why you’re asking the staff for help in the first place. Is there a particular staff member you’re interested in? (I’m curious about that kind of thing too, so I’d like to know who it is. Haha.) Still, Yamagishi-san’s model answer is exactly right.