How does Kida, the representative, date? Does he ever make offers to women from Universe? Surely he isn’t registered with any other clubs, right? I’m so curious I can’t sleep.

Thanks for the naughty question. Kida here, answering. I’ve registered with a dating club too, you know. Don’t underestimate me. A little while ago, I went to an interview at “Ashinaga Ojisan,” and when I tried to pay, they said, “You’re Mr. Kida, right? Um…” I apologized profusely and left. About three months ago, I attended a Paters party. Of course, I applied through the general admission slot. I became friends with a tall woman whom I nicknamed “Maasai.” It was fun. I’ve tried various other things too. I went to a dating café, checked out Tsuba, and visited Oriental Lounge, along with some places whose names I don’t even remember. In the end, I learned that papa-katsu (compensated dating in Japan) can be fun—but I also realized that it’s not really for me, at least for now. I’m not sure I should be admitting this, but my personal preferences are: - I’m not good with beautiful women - I’m not good at conversation - I’m not good with alcohol So I’m completely unsuited to dating-club life. I’m like a sommelier who can’t drink. So what am I doing instead? The same thing as all of you: working desperately to make a living. Desperately. I’m sure this was a pretty boring answer, but that’s just how it is. I’ll leave the exciting lives to the club members.