I ended things with my monthly papa, who had developed genuine romantic feelings for me over the six years we were together.

The only way for a papa (a male supporter) to be liked by girls is to admit that you’re an “old geezer.” I often use the word “old geezer” to describe myself in front of women. Strangely enough, it puts them at ease and makes them feel closer to me. Sometimes they even get worked up and say, “Mr. Loser isn’t an old geezer!” It’s a shame that the papa in this question can’t even admit he’s an “old man,” let alone an “old geezer.” I’m having an absolute blast seeing a Type A teenage college student who’s a virgin. She even got herself a boyfriend, so I’m relieved. She’s coming over to stay at my place next time. She seems ready to kiss me, so I have no idea what’s going to happen.

No one has answered, so I’ll say a little. Is this question a prank? Do people like that really exist? It’s a little hard to believe. We’ve been seeing each other for over seven years, but that’s impossible for us（笑） How you end things is important, but I don’t think we’d part that way. We’re aiming for a “paper airplane” type of relationship, so I think we may still see each other after our relationship ends. The question is, what happens with the allowance then? Can someone tell me?