I used to keep my phone’s GPS turned off, making excuses about how scary it would be if my personal information were identified. But after something minor happened, my wife ordered me to keep my location services on at all times from now on.

If you think about it a little, you can come up with all sorts of ideas. Fuu, you’re such a bad man. Tell your wife, “I have to work on Saturday,” and go to the office first. Leave the smartphone with GPS there. Then take the phone you use for papa-katsu (compensated dating in Japan) and go on your papa-katsu date. When your wife asks, “Why didn’t you answer when I called?” you can say, “I was in a meeting. Of course I couldn’t answer.” Why not just have a Saturday lunch date with your papa-katsu girl? As an ultimate move, it might be interesting to track your wife’s GPS too. Maybe you’ll find she’s having an affair nearby or doing something suspicious, lol. I once heard in psychology that people who get furious about infidelity are actually acting out of a repressed desire to be intimate with someone else. They think, “I’m the one holding back while you’re out there enjoying yourself,” so apparently they viciously attack celebrities and other people for cheating for no reason. If it feels so good, instead of criticizing others, they should just have affairs themselves. Since Fuu is already having plenty of fun, other people’s affairs don’t matter to him at all. They really don’t bother him, lol. Another option might be to encourage your wife to find another man, lol. Like Fuu, you can remain a family while both of you find intimacy with other people outside the marriage. As humans and animals, we’re simply following our instincts... It makes me feel like there’s something fundamentally wrong with the institution of marriage...

The questioner had already posted a question once on June 14, 2024: https://universe-club.jp/help/questions/view/16868 You were in your 60s back then. Looks like you’ve gotten younger—congratulations. Apparently, there are apps that can spoof GPS locations. Automatic call forwarding from one smartphone to another can be set up on SoftBank through “Phone” in Settings, and on Docomo through “Carrier Services” under “Mobile Communications.” That said, if someone is putting GPS tracking on you, it means they already suspect you quite a bit. I’d take the warning as a yellow card. Aren’t you already halfway caught? Not that this necessarily means anything, but one option would be to divorce cleanly and then enjoy yourself to the fullest. Also, if it’s your own company, I suppose there’s nothing wrong with inviting girls to the office and having sex there.

You can find plenty of information about GPS by searching online, so please look it up yourself. (It’s not so complicated that you’d have no idea without asking.) Looking at it from another angle, regarding “If my wife calls, I won’t be able to answer because I won’t have that phone with me,” couldn’t you simply forward the calls? That said, if you’re wondering, “What should I do?” it seems like the simplest solution would be to get along with your wife. By the way, if you’re a member of Universe Club and your wife discovers the affair, then if she demands compensation from the other woman, the rules now state that you must: “Pay the woman the full amount of the compensation.” So please take full responsibility for your actions. That said, if you withdraw your membership, you’ll no longer be bound by the rules—but you’ll never be allowed to become a member again. Just so you know. (You also won’t be able to join PATOLO.)