I’ve been checking this message board every day since shortly after joining, and I’ve really enjoyed it because all the male members, female members, and staff who answer questions have such unique personalities.
Anyway, about me: I’ve been seeing a man since before I registered here. (We’re in our fifth year.)
He’s in his late sixties and works in a profession where people call him “先生.”
The thing is, he often does some pretty awful things to me...
And by “awful,” I mean things like:
(Please be warned that reading further may make you uncomfortable.)
○ He lets out extremely loud burps while we’re eating.
○ While we’re eating, he sticks his hand down his underwear and says, “This is papa’s special juice!” Then he puts it on his hand and puts it in my mouth.
○ When he kisses me, he deliberately stops right in front of my face and blows his garlic-scented breath at me.
○ During 69, he lets out an explosive fart right in my face.
And there’s still more.
It makes me sad just writing this...
He wasn’t like this until around our fourth year together.
I’ve told him off before, but he says things like, “You’re the only one I can show my true self to. I don’t act like this in front of my wife or business associates. All men are just playful boys at heart. You have to understand!”
I understand that men keep their boyish hearts no matter how old they get.
But I finally decided that I couldn’t put up with this anymore, so I registered with Universe.
Is it because I always end up laughing no matter what he does to me?
Should I blow up at him next time, or give him a good smack on the backside while saying, “What a sloppy asshole!”?
Having him fart in my face is just too much...
I actually cried. (Because of the awful smell.)
This turned into a pretty rambling post.
It’s mostly just a rant, but what I really wanted to ask was: even if men have a boyish heart and love playing pranks, do they really take things this far?
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I kind of understand how you feel…
Though in my case, it’s only about farting…
I don’t do it in front of my wife or anyone else.
The only person I can fart in front of is my ex-wife, who was also my longest-term partner.
So you really are the one and only special person to him.
I never fart in front of my wife, either.
There may not be much tension left, but she’s the one woman I can truly relax around.
I think he really means it when he says, “You’re the only one I can show my true self to. I wouldn’t do this in front of my wife or business associates.”
You’ve built a truly special relationship—so connected, emotionally attached, or perhaps just bound together by a long history.
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So he’s your boyfriend without an allowance, right?
Honestly, I’m surprised you’re still together—could you tell us what you like about him in your next question?
I’m extremely considerate toward my monthly arrangement partners, so I’ve never farted in front of them. I hold it in by pressing a towel against myself with my finger, since I feel like farting when we get intimate.
I love playful teasing and soft S-play too, but those things require trust. Even with someone you’re close to, manners still matter, so I make sure not to step on any landmines.
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I wouldn’t.
There’s no need to blow up or spank her. Just make it clear that you’re uncomfortable when she does something you don’t like. If she still doesn’t change, I think it’s best to quietly distance yourself.
As an aside, there have been two women in my life who, unable to hold it in during sex, farted near my face.
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Even a teenage boy wouldn’t do something like that…
I don’t know anyone like that personally, though.
I think you should find a good man through Universe Club and say goodbye to him. My top priority is that someone has good table manners, so I couldn’t even date a person like that in the first place. I could forgive a little harmless teasing, but there are far too many jokes that aren’t funny.
I think your kindness—or perhaps your patience—is incredible, but you really don’t have to push yourself.
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I get the temptation to mess with him, but continuing when you’re not enjoying it is just foolish.
If he’s giving you a lot of money, though, I guess you’ll just have to put up with it.
Find someone better through Universe Club and dump him.
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