Mr. Loser seems to want to become Japan’s number-one papa, but compared with Saito-san♪, he still has a long way to go, right? I’m a Black C type, so I’m not a match for Mr. Loser and would never meet him anyway. There are tons of papas who pay better than he does.

I’m Saito♪, a column writer. > P.S. 5: “Compared with Saito♪, I still have a long way to go.” Thank you so much for those kind words. I’m a man who lives solely by his fighting spirit, so I’ll make Saito♪ my goal. No, no—let’s have a drink together instead!

Maezawa from the president’s office here—I’ll answer as well. I still have a long way to go compared with Saito-san♪, so I’ll keep doing my best. “Life is like carrying a heavy burden along a long road. Do not rush.”

I’m a male member known as “Loser Man,” whose report card was all 3s except for PE. I’m terrible at studying. I hit rock bottom as a salaryman, but I couldn’t bring myself to give up. After struggling and struggling, I chose the path of entrepreneurship and blindly clung to something a successful person somewhere supposedly said: “If you sincerely face your users, the way forward will open up.” I kept facing my users as if it were the only thing I knew, and after more than ten years, I suddenly looked up and took in my surroundings, thinking, “Huh?” Before I knew it, I had joined Universe Club. I honestly don’t know what “Japan’s No. 1 papa” even means myself. So for now, I’m desperately struggling to make the women I’m seeing—especially those who seem to like me—happy. That’s about it. It’s just like when I started my business. I’m so stupid that I can’t even understand what the questioner is asking, so naturally this doesn’t answer the question. Sorry. (汗) You’re a Black Class C member? I see. We probably don’t have much chance of crossing paths, but I would like to meet you, so please feel free to send me a reverse offer if you’re interested. If you add, “I’m the Black C woman who asked the question about how much I hate Loser Man,” I’ll realize that you’re the questioner. I generally try not to accept reverse offers, but I don’t dislike the game-like feeling of one coincidence leading to another. I’d actually like to meet you in person and be berated to my face. I can’t see myself objectively, so your insults might provide some extremely valuable clues and help me get half a step closer to becoming Japan’s No. 1 papa. That said, I’m not a total masochist, so I’ll be genuinely hurt if you insult me. (笑) Still, that’s what aiming higher is all about, so I’d really appreciate the chance to receive your advice directly. From Loser Man—aka Maezawa P.S. 1: “I want to become Japan’s No. 1 papa” was something I said to Mac-san, though. (汗) P.S. 2: I feel that “Japan’s No. 1 papa” is probably close to what Paper Airplane-san was referring to. Thank you for the advice! P.S. 3: As Flag Maker-san suggested, perhaps the questioner is actually a man? P.S. 4: I openly report my daily activities to my Universe Club representative, including the amount of my allowance and everything else. So if “being Japan’s No. 1 papa” means letting my representative enjoy a kind of simulated papa-katsu experience, I may already qualify. P.S. 5: “You still have a long way to go compared with Saito-san♪, though, right?” Thank you very much for those kind words. I’m a man who lives solely by his competitive instincts, so I’ll make Saito-san♪ my goal.

I’m Taro, a male member. Do you really think shouting about things here is going to change the world? Even if we limit “the world” to the papa-katsu scene, how much influence does this message board actually have? No one seems to be asking about its MAU or anything, so maybe that’s something to look into first. If you compare it with Univa’s membership and annual number of offers—the number of active members—you can probably get a sense of its influence. At first, I assumed there would be lots of Don Juan types in dating clubs too—guys who wave cash around and snap up every attractive woman. But after being active this long, my impression is that it’s surprisingly not like that. There are plenty of women who aren’t motivated by money alone. In the first place, I think around 80% of the reasons these relationships last have nothing to do with money. Still, you don’t really need to insist on any of that. Shouting about it here won’t have much impact, and anyone who stays active for a while will figure it out even without reading this board, so there’s no real need to explain it. People who don’t come to that understanding naturally—those who are tense and make everything awkward, for example—might have a hard time arriving at the truth. But I’m not sure that teaching them the going rate for allowances is necessarily the right answer, either. Ultimately, the allowance is only the result. There are various things that come first, and that’s what makes a certain amount feel fair.

She’s in the Black class, so she must be beautiful… Marika

I’m Paper Airplane, a male member. More than simply being a man, I want to aim to be “number one in Japan” for as long as I’m alive. For me, having the woman I love—no, not just number one in Japan or even the world, but the one and only woman in the world—waiting for me at home is happiness. Even if she kicks me out of bed every night… My ex-wife, my girlfriend, and the women I’ve met through the club are all precious to me—each one someone I consider the best in Japan. That feeling hasn’t changed in decades. Since it’s always been that way for me, I believe my relationships with the women from the club—even though I’ve only recently met them—will continue for decades too. I also feel that I’ll never be able to part from the woman in her thirties whom I recently met outside the club. Wait… > Why do you want to become the best papa (male supporter) in Japan? I was about to answer that I’m aiming to be the best papa in Japan too, but my feelings of gratitude toward the women I’ve met and continued to cherish came pouring out. That’s what it’s really about, isn’t it? At the same time, it’s not just about what one person thinks, feels, or strives for. What matters is whether those feelings reach the other person, and whether they’re willing to accept them too. More than anything, it’s important to be able to hold on to that feeling of being deeply moved. I think that, more than simply wanting to be cherished, people need to know that they’re truly needed. It’s only with someone like that that we can be completely honest, rely on one another, and place our trust in each other.

I’m Nana Ayase ♡ If Mr. Makeotoko himself says he wants to aim higher, isn’t that good enough? Saito is Saito, and Mr. Makeotoko has his own good qualities too. I don’t think you can say who’s number one, but if you compare them, he still has a long way to go… So please don’t compare them. I don’t think he’s trying to make the questioner fall for him or anything. There are plenty of women registered here, after all. Is this 2channel or what?…

I’m Flag Maker, a column writer. Male jealousy is seriously so petty and scary... Remoras like me can survive because there are generous papas like Makeo. It’s a mutually beneficial arrangement. “Even so, I’m okay with it. You live in the forest, and I’ll live at the Tatara settlement. Let’s live together,” Ashitaka said, didn’t he? There’s a way for both the forest and the Tatara settlement to coexist. Watch Princess Mononoke again!