I’m bothered by my papa’s nose hair and clogged pores.

That’s amazing—doing it for two hours in the morning and two hours at night without climaxing. I can’t think of any way to get someone like that there. Maybe you could take a bath together, remove their blackheads, and trim their nose hair? They probably wouldn’t be able to do it themselves, even if you told them how. If I were a woman, I don’t think I’d go that far just to date someone...

As Joe wrote, wives tend to notice subtle things even more keenly than the person himself, so it seems she has absolutely no interest. In my case, she seems to adore me, while I only feel that way to some extent… Whenever we go out together, she checks for nose hair, of course, and repeatedly tells me off if I’m wearing anything strange. She also immediately points out things I haven’t even noticed myself, like swollen eyes or a swollen neck (I panicked, thinking it might be a hickey)… I wonder if that wife can really live with it without feeling bothered… That said… How could she not notice changes as obvious as nose hair? Women seem to notice even the slightest changes right away, so I think it’s best to be very careful. Even so, more than four hours in total in one day… For men, it’s perfectly normal for the time spent having sex to become much shorter compared with when they were young. In my case, it’s now about one-third to one-fifth or one-sixth as long as it was in my twenties and thirties… You need to do something to make it happen sooner, or it’ll turn into an increasingly hellish stretch of time where you can’t finish at all.

It’s my belief (or perhaps just my prejudice?) that a married man walking around with nose hair sticking out has problems in his marriage. Fortunately—or so I’d like to think—my wife apparently adores me (I like her well enough), so she keeps my nose hair in check. If your papa’s nose hair is growing out, it means his wife isn’t paying attention to him. So managing your papa’s release and his nose hair is your responsibility. Start by giving him a nose-hair trimmer. I don’t know much about clogged pores, but there are probably various ways to deal with them. The magic words are, “I want you to stay looking young forever.” Go together to a cosmetic dermatology clinic and have them treated. If you get treatment too, you’ll kill two birds with one stone. Incidentally, according to a friend of mine who’s a cosmetic surgeon, nose hair apparently tends to grow more easily with age.